Grab your night vision goggles and head to Deadpool.Jizz for an all new LIVE! The Boiz fight through post-football depression and are talking evolution. Do water and milk feel different? Would you rather bang someone with hair or without? You guys ever steal gas? Plus, Matt’s not that into Scooby Doo. Nate gets tricked into being tracked. Pat thinks he is a more evolved human. Dip your frog in a Diet Coke bucket and listen to an all new LIVE!
Get Taylor Swift to the Super Bowl
Grab your two Usher nipples and go supersonic in the tube on an all new LIVE! The Big Game is here and the boiz are trendier than ever with a Taylor Swift-themed Super Bowl episode! How can we get Taylor Swift to the game in time for kickoff? Is Taylor a plant for the libs? Are there two Swifts? Is Andy Reid her real lover? Plus, Nate gives the Lombardi to the loser. Matt goes bald and grows a beard. Pat takes mental reps during breaks. All that and the sky tunnel and it all happens LIVE!
Things We Do That Would Make Jeff Bezos Recoil in Disgust
Grab your monogamous friends and meet us on the 8th floor for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that we do that would be sickening to one of the richest people in the world? What is Jeff Bezos’s algorithm? What does Jeff make for dinner if he gives his chef the night off? Is Jeff an alpha or a beta? Plus, Matt doesn’t know the cost of baby wipes. Pat talks to 150 people a day. Nate almost has sex with strangers. Throw your outfit in the clothing shred bin and listen to an all new LIVE!
Scales of Justice
Grab your scales of Cory and meet us in the crime-infested streets of NYC for a noir episode of LIVE! Nate is wearing a fedora, which can only mean one thing: it’s time for the table read of Pat’s 21-day screenplay “Scales of Justice.” The Bung Boiz are joined by the Bizarro Bungverse Boiz, Superfan Flippo, and Matt’s Dad. Together, this cast of characters will tackle the dirty world of Clark and Scales, a misfit pair of detectives who must navigate corruption, discrimination against alligators, and their own dark pasts. Any reject sent from Poughkeepsie knows two things: 1.) it’s not about enjoying the food, I taste my food, savor it. And 2.) You can’t miss an all new LIVE!
Life Hall of Fame
Grab your golden King Tut chin and join us in the hall for a new episode of LIVE! Who has done enough in their LIVEs to punch their ticket to the Life Hall of Fame? Nate wants birthdays to always be on Saturdays. Matt thought he hallucinated The Dark Crystal. Pat doesn’t love Egypt but he loves the cinematic idea of Egypt. Plus, is race breed? Can you be good at your job for 84 years? Is drawing on a Denny’s menu the same as doing gymnastics? Harriet Tubman did the thing and it all happens LIVE!
Ways to Stop Pat's Baby from Taking Over the World
Grab your child and dangle her over the edge of the gator pit like Michael Jackson in an all new LIVE! Pat’s baby is days away, and it is time to start planning to stop her from becoming our overlord. Pat pitches his screenplay. Matt reveals the fate of the 2023 Bung Boi fantasy season. Nate is doughy. Plus, when will there be a female head coach in the NFL? Are babies giant chickens? You guys ice chewers? All that and Swiss chocolate and it all happens LIVE!
Animals You Would Bang
Grab your sea cucumber and toss its salad in an all new LIVE! Animals…hot? Matt thinks the day should change at noon instead of midnight. Nate doesn’t have clocks about. Pat sticks a spider monkey tail down his throat. Plus, what parts of a sheep would you want your kid to have? Can you do missionary with a bird? If whales invented pants would their privates still be able to retract into their bodies? All that and so much more in this all new (SATIRICAL, COMEDIC, NOT AT ALL SERIOUS, EVERYBODY RELAX) podcast.
Four Before Forty
Grab your cough drops and join us in Tunisia for a new episode of LIVE! What are four goals you have before turning forty (if you haven’t already)? Nate constantly searches for ways to make his life worse. Matt is vacationing in the Swiss Alps. Pat has a treasure map on his phone in the event of his untimely death. Plus, are cheetahs faster than their max speed when traveling downhill? Is Hannibal Asian? What if Napoleon was a sneaky Alien movie? Morton Nerdbomber offers Matt a gig and it all happens LIVE!
What the Grinch Wants for Christmas
Grab your socks and box and rocks and join the, the, the, the BUNG BOIZ for a holiday episode of LIVE! What does the Grinch want for Christmas? Nate confesses his hatred of Dr. Seuss. Pat researches the September 2003 issue of People magazine. The Boiz guess which Christmas songs are public domain. Plus, are the Whos a post-clothing society? Would the Grinch be miserable at the beach? Why do they put the grapes on the right side of the aisle? All that and Bemberbitch Cumblesnatch and it all happens LIVE!
Secret Double Uses
Grab your paperclips and stick them under your nails to scrape clean an all new LIVE! What are some secret double uses of every day things? Pat is scared of mushrooms. Nate works out during commercial breaks. Matt lacks the confidence to wear a speedo. Plus, can you curl a baby? Ever throw a playing card through a banana? If you went to a nude beach, would you ogle? All that and ear stuff and it all happens LIVE!
Origin Stories
Grab your cat o’ nine tails and whip yourself up a new episode of LIVE! What are some origins, huh? Would you wear a condom that could detect STDs during intercourse? Would an owl take a bullet for me? Does Nate know when he cums? Plus, a parade is happening and it is happening fast. Jack Black takes on the Balrog. Joey Chestnut starts eating people. All that and Faithless Hill and it all happens LIVE!
The Worst Parts About Work
Grab your wooden spoon and gnaw on it throughout an all new LIVE! What are the worst things about your job? Wow, how relatable! Matt gives an update on his life in Canada. Nate wakes up to elves feeding him mint leaves. Pat doesn’t work a nanosecond beyond the end of his shift. Plus, should retail stores get more creative with their uniforms? Are you an anywhere sleeper? If a company is closing, is it okay to steal from them? All that and a bunch of head butting and it all happens LIVE!
Colored Days
Grab your bluetooth nipple and plug in to an all episode of LIVE! It’s Black Friday, so what are some other days that should have a color theme? Pat is Jesus. Nate is the giving tree. Matt is sneaking balms. Plus, orange you glad it’s summer? Do commercials get better as they age? How much would you get done if every day was four days long? All that and a Thanksgiving themed game and it all happens LIVE!
What it Would Take for You to Eat Human
Grab your sea anemone and join Silverback Joe Mac for a delectable new LIVE! You love when we talk food, so let’s talk the most prized dish of all: human! What would it take for you to have a bite? Pat would take his human as a pill. Nate would turn cannibal if he knew he wouldn’t get caught. Matt would chow down if he never had to pay for anything ever again. Plus, how many Matts is one The Rock? Would you eat an entire nursing home if it meant you gained all their strength? Have you ever seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and then cut the rabbit open to reveal well-prepared escargot? All that and sausage week and it all happens LIVE!
Things That Should be Easy but Aren't
Grab your wet noodles and join us on the banana tree island for an all new LIVE! What are some every day tasks that should be easy but aren’t? Nate builds up a high bagel tolerance. Pat doesn’t own a pasta strainer. Matt has never shaved his privates. Plus, how many SousVides are in a McDonalds? Where do you stand on gingerbread? Where does the ball end and the leg begin? All that and Cheap One protein bars under a bridge and it all happens LIVE!
Non-Alcoholic Hangovers
Grab your ski mask with no eye holes and join the Boiz in NovemBURR for a new episode of LIVE! Life is full of hangovers…what are some!? Nate gets the meat sweats. Pat suffers from social interaction hangovers. Matt needed to recover after “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Plus, could you lay on lizards without crushing them? How old does Usain Bolt have to be for present day you to beat him in a race? Should towns dictate when and where Halloween takes place? All that and Pat’s Spooktacular party recap and it all happens LIVE!
"Saw" Traps
Grab your microbe tube and reach in for a scare in an all new scary edition of DEAD! It’s time for the annual Halloween episode, and this season the boiz create traps for each other inspired by the “Saw” franchise (though it is not clear any of them have ever seen the movies). Could Nate eat himself? Can a 15 foot tall person be good at football? How many times do you wash your hands? Plus, Pat hosts a Spooktacular. Dracula does riddles. Matt refuses to dress up. All that and spikes up the butt and it all happens LIVE!
Who is in Heaven That Everybody Thinks is in Hell
Grab your Bloody Mary and join the 777th Airborne Division in Hell for a dead new episode of LIVE! How many waves of five geese could you survive? Would you rather burn for eternity or be stuck in a waiting room? Was Thanos a God-fearing Christian? Plus, Nate’s kid is faking an injury. Matt almost got beaten up because he got mad at someone who didn’t hold the door. Pat comes up with erotic Universal Monster characters. All that and holographic Star Trek orgies and it all happens LIVE!
Best Autumn Activities
Grab your honey cinnamon-rimmed pumpkin spice beer glass and join Beetle Boss at the orchard for a relaxing new LIVE! Throw open the window and let the cool fall breeze blow through your hair as you think about your favorite fall activities. Apple picking, corn mazes, evening walks with the family. It’s the perfect time of year. Pat is scared of what he would do to a bear. Matt is over-treating himself. Nate bake good. Plus, why can’t Pat’s mom find good lobster bisque? Are you a donut dipper? Who is Black Suit Man? All that and soup and it all happens LIVE!
What is Killing All the Whales?
Grab your TNT and join us in the fist section for an all new LIVE! What is with all the beached whales, AMIRIGHT? Pat thinks the liberal agenda is keeping whale education out of our schools. Matt thinks the whales are trying to get to a Spirit Halloween. Nate has an upNate on his pet fish. Plus, is there something everywhere? Is a walrus a ball sack? Would you eat locally sourced human? All that and global cooling and it all happens LIVE!