Grab your government cheese and join us on the upper floor kingdom of post-tsunami Jamaica in an all new LIVE! The 300-episode prequel celebration is here, and the Boiz are reflecting on the eventual end of their show. Matt reads Charles Dickens. Pat gets taxed on his jet ski exports. Bobby Kookamungus sues the pod for all it’s worth, which is nothing. Plus, we is rot? What do you want? Is the world ready for an Asian pope? Modern, hip, all over the place. It’s a post-modern resuscitation examination of male friendship and it all happens LIVE!
298: Easter Week
Grab your government-issued rabbit and join us at participating retail outlets for an all new LIVE! They’re chuckling. They’re buckling. They’re doing that thing where they wing it. Slime is hot in the streets. Everybody is Sinbad. Beluga whales are insanely bald. Plus, what if Black Friday was December 23rd? Was Jesus down for eight weeks or three days? Would you blast off in a unisex bathroom? Baskets. Grass. Eggs. Chocolate. It all happens LIVE!
297: Stop the Fences
Grab your magnetic hoochywhatchy and join us on Skull Island for an all new LIVE! Pat’s neighbor is trying to erect a fence and it’s up to the Bung Boiz to stop him. Matt buys up all the surrounding property. Pat adopts a snow leopard. Fence Biggly sells Invisible Fence 2. Plus, does the earth tilt? Is VHS making a comeback? What is the next Beach Bungalow Blockbuster? Elephant mail is delivered here and it all happens LIVE!
296: Sell Me On It
Grab your rich person injection and head to the library of ignorance on an all new LIVE! It’s Friday, which means another episode is here whether Pat likes it or not. Puke fear abounds as the Boiz try to sell each other on things such as traveling more and watching good TV shows. You know, the really tough stuff. Is a bathroom a room? Would Matt be a bad parent? Can Pat find it within himself to believe climate change is real? Plus, the Pecky Hound. Chekov’s Cat. Purposeful Pissing. It’s rock bottom and it all happens LIVE!
295: Pitchfork Opinions
Grab your full moon pair and beat the robot in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are throwing controversial opinions around and they’re ready for the pitchforks to come for them. Pat is a soda whore. Matt is talking politics. Elephants are going homeless. Plus, is Gatorland too expensive? Can the couch belt be saved? Why does Pat think Matt should have a sex change? All that and a smoking hot batman take and it all happens LIVE!
294: Attack of the Killer St. Patrick's Day Potatoes
Grab your Dramamine and rum punch and meet us in a parentheses within a parentheses for an apocalyptic new LIVE! The government has tried to cover up the tragic killer potato attack at last week’s Macy’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Raccoon City, but the Boiz are here to get the truth out. And before you get caught unaware, it’s time for some tips and tricks to protect yourself if potatoes strike in a town near you. Matt gets mounted. Pat breaks his snorkel gear. Frosty is a mudman. Plus, where is the soul of Mr. Potato Head? Can you weaponize a T-shirt cannon? Will Shelby Pexler save the day? Every day we rise and it all happens LIVE!
293: Prepare Your Battle Wagons
Grab your lava cannons and get ready to chuckle and buckle on an all new LIVE! Pat is shaved and ready to rumble as the Boiz go head-to-head in a race to the (probably death). How anti-gravity is Pat’s anti-gravity field? What is in Matt’s egg bombs? Can a metallic bird with warp nacelles be brought down by magnet plates? Plus, T-word as Kermit. Hamster balls of doom. Bungalow After Dark. It’s a show. It exists. You will listen. It’s LIVE!
292: The Boiz Solve the Egg Crisis
Grab your egg-bound parakeet and lay on demand in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are once again called in to solve a crisis, and once again they do it with ease. Chickens are calling out sick, and egg prices are soaring. How can we crack this case? One chicken, two butts, there’s a solution. Chicken orgies, boom, two solutions. It’s time to put Eggmerica first, folks. Sorry, yolks. Plus, are bugs giving ant flu? Would you eat your friend’s eggs? How many butts are we talkin’, here? Seagulls are people and it all happens LIVE!
291: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters: "The Lord of The Rings" (1978)
Grab your ring of power and join us on a quest through 2/3rds of 2/3rds of J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic trilogy, rendered in eye-popping 70’s animation! The Bung Boiz are back to review another classic piece of cinema, this time it’s the cartoon “The Lord of the Rings,” complete with the weirdest character designs and worst voice acting you can imagine. Gandalf goes to outer space. All the Hobbits are chainsmokers. Bill the donkey gets ripped to shreds. It’s an age of terrifying rotoscope and queer Gollums. An era of colorful wizards and Samwise with a possible learning disability. Will the Boiz make it to Mount Doom before they run out of time (in their episode)? Tune in because it all happens LIVE!
290: Best Times to Sneak Up On Your Enemy
Grab your penile spikes and go butt to butt in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are trying to stick each other with grenades in vulnerable moments. Matt is stuck in traffic. Pat is playing video games. Stitch is feeling lucky. Plus, Does Pat shower with a gun? Is Matt afraid of the toilet? Do they have tubs in London? The gobbledygook is out of control and the vile pug offspring comma was smushed in the womb. It all happens LIVE!
Malice-Times Day Gifts
Grab your kitchenware and linens and walk a mile in the pouring rain on an all new LIVE! Its V-day, but the boys are filled with malice so they’re sending gifts to the people they hate. Matt is giving the gift of “K” texts. Pat tortures his enemies with a hamster. Margaret spreads her bee wings and flies. Plus, who are muppets? Why was Kendrick Lamar wearing an Amazon necklace? Is Pat’s obsession with swords like a dog who doesn’t know he’s a dog? Grab a chair if you dare because it’s all happening LIVE!
Bring It Back
Grab your mixed CDs and take it back to the early aughts for an all new LIVE! We’re dealing in nostalgia this week folks and let’s just say it’s time to do one for us (for a change). Pat brings back baldness. Matt rents it, loves it, buys it. The Boiz disagree about real flavoring in foods. Plus, Matt gives an update on his adventures throughout London. Pat gives a shocking Super Bowl prediction. Nobody is happy about cars flashing lights. Is this the first episode description without a question? Not anymore! Don’t take the red pill and turn racist, but do tune in when this all happens LIVE!
Caveman Stuff
Grab your spear and kill the fire in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are taking it all the way back to caveman times. Pat has a neighbor dinosaur that owns a dog, but he also rides the dinosaur occasionally. Matt is prime for clubbing. Triple H is the Tooth Fairy. Plus, could you walk from South Africa to Florida if there was a land bridge? Did cavemen invent sushi? How is a saber-toothed tiger like Patrick Mahomes? Me like onion and it all happens LIVE!
Bans
Grab your right wing gateway book and venture on over for an all new LIVE! Now that the government has taken care of that pesky TikTok (kind of), what else should we ban? Pat wants water aerobics OUTTA HERE! Matt is #Done with billionaires. Rachel Pigwise also makes some good points. Plus, what percentage of Americans do you think are farmers? What’s good about social media? Amis or ISIS? All that and the Lost Scrolls and it all happens LIVE!
Mid-Life Crisis Plans
Grab your skull bumper sticker and return your speakers to their upright positions on an all new LIVE! It’s never too early to plan your next crisis, and the Boiz are planning theirs. Matt doesn’t get any business at his farmer’s market framed poetry booth. Pat is crushing cows like olives. Timofee Falamet is giving Rango. Plus, would you rather go to a monastery or a T.G.I. Fridays? Is whale oil good for the environment? What’s the mush? All that and the Lesser Eagle and it all happens LIVE!
Beach Bungalow Blockbusters: "Marry Me" (2022)
Grab your smartphone and get ready to LIVE stream an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz are watching and reviewing the 2022 feature “Marry Me” starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. Take the journey with them as they head to Chicago or Pittsburgh to the Grammys for Math. Laugh alongside them as they watch leading lady Kat Valdez struggle to open doors or operate a blender. Jump in fright at the multiple contractually obligated Jimmy Fallon cameos. Plus, what if Dua Lipa came to your prom? Is J.Lo good at bowling? Who is this movie for? All that and the Pat Scale and it all happens LIVE!
Predict Matt's Year in London
Grab your pickleball paddle and meet us on the court for an all new LIVE! Matt is heading across the pond, and the Bung Boiz are bracing for impact with some predictions and plans for the year ahead. The Boiz also preview a new special series beginning with the next episode. Pat reveals a new sponsor. Matt lets a coyote with jeans into his house, but calls the cops on a group of goblins. Plus, what is Cruise Wolfe’s mysterious injury? Do alligators like ice cream? Is Michael Caine in the room with us right now? All that and Space Grinch and it all happens LIVE!
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New Years Reversolutions
Grab your snacks from the hospital and schedule a playdate on an all new LIVE! What are some things you vow NOT to do in 2025? FInd out whether Matt finally ran around the moon. Discover the truth behind Pat’s endorsement deal with Seeq. Learn which Bung Boi can’t stand escape rooms. Plus, a reveal around every corner. Updates about a new host, intermissions, and Matt’s next work destination. All that and cloud eggs and it all happens LIVE!
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Dreaming of a Blank Christmas
Grab your Starbs peppermint mocha drink with the chocolate curls and channel Papa Magic on a Christmasy new episode of LIVE! What kind of Christmas are you dreaming of this year? Pat is dreaming of a swole liftmas. Matt is dreaming of a drunk Christmas. The boys are both hoping for some peace and quiet. Plus, does Brad Pitt have to work on Wednesdays? What do plants like? What’s up with the sexy assassin? We're stuffing stockings and it all happens LIVE!
Trolls and Tolls
Grab your magical rocks and prepare to be bamboozled on an all new LIVE! Dungeon Master Dan returns and he’s brought real Bungavoter energy with him. The Boiz are talking trolls this week. Pat lurks at the neighborhood ATM machine. Matt is grabbing ankles underneath the bleachers. Dan is trolling specifically Daniel Craig because he doesn’t like him as Bond. Plus, do trolls have tools? Which of the Bung Boiz is Harry Potter? Where do bee stings hurt the most? All that and the biggest surprise in Bungalow history and it all happens LIVE!