Grab your sacred jars and collect eyeballs on a totally not-Halloweeny episode of LIVE! The Boiz are haunted by lingering spirits who need missions completed before they can move to the afterlife. What would you do? Matt has to get a problematic movie made to help Walt Disney. Pat has to tolerate Oppenheimer so he doesn’t destroy the world. A new worst impression is discovered. Plus, did Helen Keller hear Margaritaville? Whatever happened to the Rhode Island Ghost Fighters? You wanna get beef on turkey? Eight-Legged Freaks with beans and it all happens LIVE!
Anger Management
Grab your emergency mozzarella sticks and heat ‘em up at halftime for an all new LIVE! Today the Boiz are talking ways to manage your stress and anger. Matt suggests isolation. Pat recommends screaming into a void, but not like the scene in “Garden State.” And Pat reveals his keys to success in an attempt to make Matt realize he needs to quit his job. Plus, are you actually happy or do you just have money? Is gravity caused by apple trees? Does Time + Madden = Growth? All that and the urgent finality of everything and it all happens LIVE!
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Getting Serious on the Couch
Grab your toenail and peel it off on an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are joined by special guest “Our Friend Jared” to debate some of life’s most important topics, like whether Fat Goalie has any chance of working and if animals should be taxed. Plus, why is Matt’s dad missing half a fingernail? What is a structured manor? Canning worms, in this economy? Squirrels are sucking all the acorns and it all happens LIVE!
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Sweat
Grab your Sunbrella and veil and meet us in the Beach Bungalow Live for an all new LIVE! It’s a new draft that feels like one we’ve done before but we probably haven’t. What would YOU want to sweat? Pat retires a bit. Matt goes back to 5th grade to find the time capsule. Pat recaps a high school football game. Matt doesn’t like the old Chinese man in the bodega. Plus, does sweat go through pipes? What’s your SPF? Why did Trivia Master Zach call Matt late one Saturday night in September? Watch your paw print, meow! And it all happens LIVE!
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Survive the Night in a Haunted House
Grab your sconce and hit the sconce spot on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are headed to PodCon when their car floods and they are stranded at a haunted house for the night. Together, they must survive the ghouls, goblins, and haunted couches that lurk there. Will Pat be able to resist the sexy sandwich in the other room? Will Matt have what it takes to kill Kermit the Frog Worm Demon? Is that cardboard cutout of Michael Shannon cursed? Plus, did you leave your drops of blood out for Dracula this year? Maybe he’ll show up, and bring a special guest with him. All that and tips on how to scare your closest friends and it all happens DEAD!
2024 Dino Bee
Grab your fossils and welcome…to the 2024 Dino Bee. The Boiz are joined by Zach, the Carrot Top of podcasting. This year he hosts the annual bee as Pat and Matt go claw for claw to see who knows the least about dinosaurs. Pat’s knowledge of the “Dinosaurs” TV series is put to the test. Matt gets boned by the Cretaceous Period. Zach knows the winner after the first round but doesn’t reveal it until the end. A lot of mulching with Barney’s friend Trish and it all happens LIVE!
How Stuff Works
Grab your hard shells in the butt and alchemize Diet Coke on an all new LIVE! Finally, an educational episode for the people. How do phones work? How do boats float? What is a stock? And other hard hitting questions like what is your preferred dip at parties? Why does Matt’s drink smell like cheese? What puts out the fire inside Pat? Plus, Matt is at risk of nipple discharge. Pat has a bad Caliendo. Rocks are spitting out dirt mites. All that and BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW and it all happens LIVE!
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Things You Can Make into O-Lanterns
Grab your cheese barrel and meet us at Goats ‘n’ Stuff for an all new LIVE! What kind of stuff can you turn into an O-Lantern? Pat leaves fires unattended. Matt eats salad with a spoon. A people can’t fit in a corn. Plus, what will be the October Surprise? Is America too woke to make a city look like a speeding car? Abraham Lincoln, gay? All that and chocolate balls with faces and it all happens LIVE!
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Freaky Bungday
Grab your fortune cookies and let’s get weird on an all new LIVE! Matt tries optimizing brain breaks. Pat can’t smash heads into chests due to society. N*te refuses to place a bet. Plus, what happens when the Boiz switch bodies? Would Matt start beating people up? Would Pat go sleeveless to his desk job? Could we finally prove if Matt is colorblind or just bad with colors? All that and the Hogs and it all happens LIVE!
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Whimsical Factories You Would Open
Grab your fifty demon-sounding portobello mushrooms and join us in a world of pure randomization. The Boiz are John Candy as Wonka and they are opening new whimsical and often nefarious factories. Matt corners the market on fantasies. Pat is excreting potions. Pies are singing show tunes. Plus, would you buy a grass-smelling duck? Who would Gene Wilder play in the MCU? Why is pat into effeminate ghosts? All that and rainbow crust, but we’re not a rapper. And it all happens live!
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What to do if You're Honey Shrunk
Grab your dandelion and float away with Patty Poppins on an all new LIVE! If you were the size of an ant, what are some activities you would do? Pat takes a dip in the syrup pool of a waffle. Matt goes to a spa day in a sponge. Together, the Boiz address the status of a third host. Plus, what’s up with the lighting in the Minecraft movie trailer? What soup would Pat dive in? When does Matt leave Canada? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Zingers
Grab your spoon and join us for Spoon Day on an all new LIVE! Matt encounters two wildly shaped priests. Pat meets Sally and Harry. Matt leaves a bad tip for the mob. Pat abandons the show to kiss his baby. Plus, what’s Pat’s favorite picking food? What are the best moments in life for a one-line zinger? Is Matt more miserable than he has ever been? It’s soup season and it all happens LIVE!
Flex Worthy Hot Takes
Grab your cruise package and head to Bermuda for an all new LIVE! The Bung Boiz are joined by Cruise Wolfe and Billy Brickz from the Flex Worthy Fantasy Football Podcast and together they draft this year’s edition of NFL Hot Takes. Pat doesn’t endorse cultural exchanges. Matt once caught a pass from Sam Darnold. Cruise Wolfe just got back from a cruise. And Brickz tries to go spicy mayo. Plus, is there a Lowes to head coach pipeline? Is Dennis Allen munchausing Kendre Miller? Will Christian Watson’s bottom half be replaced with Hulk legs? All that and the return of Mr. Lister and it all happens LIVE!
Upgrade the Handicap Parking Spot
Grab your baggy sailor shirt and join us in the one item or less line for an all new LIVE! The handicap spots are always empty, so it’s time we replace or upgrade those things. Matt turns them into a free valet service. Pat replaces the spots with food trucks. Plus, why did Matt fire his therapist? Why did Pat oil up his daughter’s legs? Who stuck their fingers in the frosting? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Motivate and Demotivate
Grab your Patomattic and get a treat on an all new LIVE! What are some ways you feel motivated or demotivated? Pat loves sharing spaces with friends. Matt goes to a bad Canadian watch party. The boiz catch a rock with another rock. Plus, what’s the one way you can ruin a competition for Pat? Should the Olympics be every year? Did Matt see a ghoul in his mirror? All that and Patlov’s Matt and it all happens LIVE!
Beach Bungalow Bar and Grille
Grab your rabbit croquettes and join us at John Wick Elementary for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening up their own Bar and Grille and it’s time to let you know what to expect when you walk through the door. Pat’s bar is dank and filled with creeps. Matt’s is sandy and filled with way too much light. What are the Boiz plotting to sneak on to a construction site in Rhode Island? Plus, what beverage did Pat’s doctor tell him he wasn’t allowed to keep in the house? Why does Matt technically still work at Applebee’s? How much is that pizza in the window? All that and blue sweat and it all happens LIVE!
Pitch the Next Great Musical
Grab your robot clowns and head to Broadway for an all new LIVE! Pat has seen Mamma Mia an alleged three times in a row and it’s time to use that inspiration to pitch the next great musical. How does a white, upper class, son of a President also become President? Did Monster Hands get the apartment? Will the Hobbit bard regain his singing voice in time to save Middle Earth? Plus, a nefarious character from the Boiz’s past returns in an all new bit. Matt lists his least favorite musicals and Pat goes to Broadway to become an actor or something. All that and a jack rabbit jumping off a pickup truck and it all happens LIVE!
OLICKmpics
Grab your lame cuck and tease your rumple on an all new LIVE! Lots going on this week, leaving very little room for an actual draft. Matt abandons his Biden impression. Pat starves in Sandwich, Massachusetts. Big Lou has diabetes. Plus, which of the boiz licks cars? How long is too long to wait for service at a restaurant? And who won the Music League competition? All that and the butt of the sugar cone and it all happens LIVE!
My Neighbor, The Serial Killer
Grab your ‘89 Honda Civic and grease it up in front of your neighbor’s apartment in an all new LIVE! Matt’s neighbor might be a murderer, and the Boiz are here to handle the situation. Matt befriends the killer but then spills coffee on him. Pat sets up a series of booby traps and then tries to teach him a lesson. Plus, what would you do if you walked into a room and Robin Williams was sitting there? Why won’t Pat sign up for therapy? Is Matt a squirrely little nerd boy? All that and two Inception references and it all happens LIVE!
Bungalow Court
Grab your tiny gavel and sue a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz head to court to take on each other in a grudge match for the ages, and friend of the show Lawyer Jen is here to rule on all the cases. Pat feels defamed from the time he didn’t buckle his seatbelt. Matt sues Pat over a “thank you” that he never got. Lawyer Jen sits in awe at just how long Pat and Matt have held grudges against one another. Plus, was Matt at fault for Pat’s poor cinematography? Did Matt cause emotional damage by not inviting Pat to a pizza party in 2006? And does REDACTED INDIVIDUAL have any claim to the work of the show since he left before his 300 episode contract? All that if it pleads the court and it all happens LIVE!