Grab your tornado tentacles and meet us in the blast radius for a LIVE draft of bombs made out of movies. If you could weaponize a film’s plot, which flicks would you choose? Nate launches “The Purge” at a bank so he can rob it. Matt throws a “Terminator” grenade at his enemies. Pat drops a “Gremlin” bomb in a bowl of water. Plus, it’s Matt’s birthday and he is having an existential crisis. Pat is confused about how fast things travel in space. Nate is attempting to self-bomb himself. Enjoy an episode as pulse-pounding as Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Gravity.” How many zombies can YOU fit in a grenade? It’s LIVE!
Super Bowl Rosters Built from Super Bowl Ads
Grab your Squam people and meet us in the circle ring circus for a SUPER episode of LIVE! It’s time for the big game and the boyz celebrate $*per B*w1 LIV in style with a convoluted draft of Super Bowl ads you’d want as your offense, defense, coach, and cheerleader. Producer Matt officially sets a date for an actual Geography Bee showdown between Pat and Nate. New words are invented. Pat doesn’t think a horse could hold a football in its mouth. Nate skyrockets. No one knows the rules and that’s okay. They’re stomping up a storm at the Bungalow in Miami. It’s Super Bowl weekend and #ItsLIVE!
Stats You Wish Your Fitbit Could Track
Grab your Fitbit (duh) and meet us in Welshilvania so we can track your pumps! This week it’s a LIVE draft of stats you wish your Fitbit could track. If you could track your lies, would you? What about how many pieces of pizza you’ve eaten? Matt wants to know how many people he’s met and Nate is a human pelican. Plus, Pat challenges Nate to a geography bee and Matt hides in the bathroom stall at work. It’s the Bung Boyz and Bill Hollywood on this week’s episode that’s tracking to be the best one yet.
Things You'd Do if You Were a Giant
Grab your strawberry bazooka and meet us at the world’s largest Bud Light can for this week’s massive draft. If you were a giant, what would you do? Matt uses his size to get invites to Leonardo DiCaprio’s parties. Nate dunks for the first time. Pat maybe starts eating people. Plus, Pat’s dog speaks more languages than he does and Matt is allergic to masterbating. It’s ‘Buchi time, so tune in and then send words of affirmation to all our social media accounts. Even the smell is mushy. IT'S LIVE!
Worst Good Deeds
Grab your bottle of homemade apple cider vinegar and join us as we give new meaning to the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished.” Today it’s a LIVE draft of good deeds that we hate. Hear just how much Pat despises having his meals paid for by strangers. Learn Nate’s brilliant strategy for when and when not to hold a door. Find out about the one every day thing that Matt can’t watch old people do. Nate rides a draft horse and Pat picks a fight with algorithms. It would be nice if you listened, but don’t even think about complimenting us afterwards. We hate compliments!
What Actually Killed the Dinosaurs
Grab your poo pancake and meet us in the Earth’s core for a LIVE draft of what actually killed the dinosaurs. The Bung Boyz #MakeThePrecambrianGreatAgain with a list of conspiracy theories that make so much sense they must be true. Jesus visited the dinosaurs and refused to join their orgy. Obamacare left millions of raptors without good health coverage. They’re not actually dead, they just shrunk themselves and now live in Nate’s body and that’s why he needs to visit the doctor more. It all adds up! Plus, the gang makes their New Year’s Revolutions and Pat’s is so shocking you need to hear it to believe it. How many T-Rex’s need to be strangled to Butterfly Effect you into listening? It’s LIVE!
Headlines to Expect in the 2020s
Grab your newspapers and meet us at the Bungalow for the 20th episode of the 2nd decade of the 21st century. The Bungalow Boys are putting their prophet hats on and predicting headlines for the next ten years. Pat and Nate try to hunt down Future Matt's killer while Future Pat does cocaine with John Stamos and Future Nate checks into rehab. Pat predicts a sexual reckoning will wipe out civilization and Florida gives the hosts real North Korea vibes. Plus, Gen-Z ruins TikTok and Nate is pissed he has to post 4,000 memes on Wednesday because the world is ending on Thursday. We're LIVE from the Beach Diddy and you won't want to miss it!
Replace Santa
Grab your butt tree and join Doug Pitt at the Bungalow, where the boiz do a #PatDraft of “replace Santa with…well, anything you want.” It’s jolly, it’s merry, it’s Santa as a gorilla but the gorilla is Forrest Gump. We update the listeners on Jason Derulo’s CGI’ed private parts in “Cats,” and somehow his junk ends up with a mustache? Plus, we ask Jesus why he is always listening yet never leaves us 5-star reviews. Sort of rude. Have you been naughty or nice? It will determine your Amazon shipping speed. Either way, leave your milk and cookies and cocaine out for Santa, because now he’s Pitbull. IT’S LIVE!
Murder Mysteries with Random Fictional Characters
Grab your penis sock and join us in Whoville for a whodunit with robots, elephants, and bartenders galore. The Bungalow Boyz take turns spinning tales of murder and intrigue inspired by the hit movie “Knives Out,” complete with a victim, inspector, suspect, and killer. Whose death is Ace Ventura called in to investigate? Did Wall-E just confess to a crime? Is Tom Cruise’s perfect hair a possible motive? Plus, we talk the artistic merit of the upcoming “Cats” reimagining. Just kidding, we talk about Jason Derulo’s CGI cat dong. All that and Carly Rae Jepsen, LIVE!
Sexy Chores
Grab your inverted dreamcatcher and join us by the kitchen sink for a LIVE draft of sexy chores. Pat is a half-eaten omelet in an episode which is sure to arouse your urge to clean. Nate tries to contain himself while describing his dirty dishes. Pat zags from Matt’s zig. Plus, the Bungalow Boyz give a highly anticipated update on the #DevilsVacuum. Where else will you hear Dick Van Dyke, Van Gogh, and sexy maid uniforms discussed in the span of twenty minutes? Listener beware: you will never look at a fitted sheet the same after this one.
Thanksgiving Day Parade Floats Based on Our Lives
Grab your Rogaine and meet us on Main Street for a LIVE draft of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade floats for our lives. It’s a sand flea party and everyone is invited, including Ralph the condom-eating mouse and all of Matt’s wildly different alter egos. Pat asks what the difference is between turkey meat and human meat and Nate’s parade marches down memory lane as he relives his party days (which turns out were every day). The Bung Boyz shed some light on the origins of the Beach Bungalow and talk Black Friday traditions. The only thing tastier than Thanksgiving leftovers is a full serving of Bungalow!
Woke Disney Titles
Grab your bread fork and meet us in Kokomo for a LIVE draft of woke Disney titles. We take famous Disney movies and change their names to conform them to #WokeCulture. Is Bernie Sanders a Nazi? Is George R.R. Martin a Flat Earther? Was Bambi killed by the Clintons? Stay #Woke this week as Political Correspondent Pat questions whether fish have skin and Matt delivers a draft that will have everyone "hmm emoji”ing all day long. It’s the only podcast in the history of the planet that has muppets, politics, and fish/human intercourse all in the span of 20 minutes. It’s LIVE!
Pizza Toppings as Pop Singers
Grab a slice of pizza and join us at the nearest concert venue for a LIVE draft of pizza toppings as pop singers! If your favorite toppings became overnight celebrities, what would their musician name be and what would be their biggest hit single? Find out what the anchovy known as DJ ‘Chovi releases as his chart topper. Marvel at how Nate turns the sausage into a musical sensation. Gasp in awe at how badly Pat misinterpretted this draft. Matt saves his best picks for the honorable mentions, Nate does a terrible southern accent, and Pat doesn’t understand K.Pop. Plus, we talk NOLA, Disney Plus, and #BaconTaylorSwift on this week’s wild and wacky episode.
Worst Candle Concoctions
Grab your blueberry yum yum and meet us at Yankee Candle for a LIVE draft of the worst candle concoctions imaginable. We take popular candle scents and change one word of their names to make pleasant smells into terrible ones! Things go so far off the rails that they end up on different rails entirely. Find out what Nate does to banana cream pie and which of Matt’s picks leaves the co-hosts speechless (which is problematic on an audio-only show). Plus, we talk about the rules for playing music in public spaces. It’s the episode where the picks are so inappropriate we can’t even reveal any in this summary.
Fast Food That Thinks It's Better Than You
Grab your Taco SouCream and join us in the drive-thru lane for a LIVE draft of fast food that thinks it’s better than you. Holy aioli is this a random draft, full of artery clogging jokes and enough seasonal fast food beverages to quench your thirst for comedy. Where does the McRib get off only coming out once every five years? Is the Frosty ACTUALLY better than Nate? Plus, Pat commits the crime of involuntary stealing and we debate the fate of the Devil’s Vacuum. We’re talking chicken to chicken skin ratios in this one. It’s the Royale of drafts and you don’t want to miss it.
Candy Monsters
Grab your Mammalia Gummy Predator and meet us in the haunted bungalow for a LIVE draft with spooky voices that will be sure to haunt you this Halloween season. The Bungalow Boyz are all playing the part of Frankenstein as they create their own monsters out of famous Halloween candy. Which monster will “break me off a piece” of your limbs? Which one of Nate’s monsters needs an all-you-can-eat soul buffet just to keep functioning day to day? Is cotton candy even a Halloween candy? Plus, we’re talking #BearFacts and spinning deadly nursery rhymes. It’s Halloween…LIVE!
Luxury Items You'd Take to Mars
Grab your golf clubs and meet us on Mars for a LIVE draft of luxury items you’d take to the red planet. Third Pat from the Sun puts on a brave face as we talk space and try to explain to him how gravity works. Is Neptune a planet or a moon? How much does a gravity blanket weigh in space? Nate ruins everything but at least we explain what the podcast is about…kind of. You’re under no pressure to listen, sort of like how there is no pressure on Mars because of the increased gravity due to the ozone layer maybe. Listen to the only podcast to every talk about pizza ovens, flesh lights, and aliens in the same episode!
Mythical Creatures as Employees
Grab your guitar and play along with Pat’s upstairs neighbor as we draft you to sleep with lists of mythical creatures as employees. If you were starting your own business, what mythical creatures would you hire? Would a vampire make a good salesperson? What use does Pat have for a troll? Are sirens bird people or fish people? We make LIVE history with the first pick trade in podcast history. Plus, Nate puts it all on a table with a promise to the fans that, if he doesn’t fulfill, will cost him all his blood. Find out how we screw up the audio this week as we do it LIVE from the Beach Bungalow.
Replace Tom Hanks Characters with Animals
Grab your pool floats and join us LIVE from the Beach Nate. This week we’re taking famous Tom Hanks movies and replacing the main character with an animal. There’s a time traveling tortoise and party store pee galore. How did Pat manage to take “Catch Me If You Can” and make it 40 seconds long? Why is Matt’s draft so ape-heavy? Has Nate ever actually seen a Tom Hanks movie? Listen and find out!
Fruit Armies
Grab your didgeridoo and get ready hit the produce section for a LIVE draft of fruit armies. Meet Hulk’s brother Bulk and help us answer life’s most important questions. Does a cyanide pill kill a tomato? Could a pomegranate defeat a banana? A coconut is definitely a fruit and not a nut, right? This week the audio is only a mild disaster and nowhere near as bad as Pat’s Gallagher 2 story. So come on in, the water’s fine!