Grab your dried worm and join the Big Bad Bung Boiz as they do insect stuff. Matt needs to be unplugged and plugged back in again. Pat thinks “A Bee Movie” is the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has ever accomplished. Nate wants to know if insects are smaller than microbes. If you’re still confused, you should be! Are king bees real? Who is Pat’s favorite Mortal Combat character? How do fleas travel? We’ve got bugs on the brain (and hair), so everyone put your insectologist hat on and dive deep into a new episode of LIVE!
Best Ways to Randomly Gain a Million Dollars
Grab your bottlesnout dolphin and get ready to feel like a million bucks with a new episode of LIVE! If you could randomly come in to a million dollars, how would you want it to happen? Matt is hoping to be discovered, while Nate is content just hitting the lotto. Pat goes rogue and uses one of his picks to surgically alter Nate to give him a blowhole. Plus, Matt might be getting deeper and deeper into an Atlanta scratch ticket subculture. Tune in, and tell your fellow squam people to tune in, too! It’s free, it’s fun, and it’s LIVE!
Stuff You Want to Eat or Drink but Can't
Grab your raw cartoon zebra leg and MEAT us in the frozen human section for a LIVE draft of stuff you really want to eat or drink but cannot. What objects or liquids in your home would you consume, if not for the fact that doing so would probably kill you? Matt tops his ice cream with dish soap. Nate chugs antifreeze like it’s Gatorade. Pat tries to convince the gang that packing peanuts taste like crispy water (which somehow is different from ice). Plus, what happened to the dog who ate a pile of nails? Would you eat lab-created human meat? And what is it that Matt wants to eat that belongs to Nate’s wife? We’re getting serious on the couch and it is LIVE!
Appropriation of Bird Culture
Grab your parrot head and meet us in the aviary for a LIVE draft that will take the pod to new heights. Appropriation of other cultures is all the rage among white middle-class America. In honor of a bird breaking-and-entering Nate’s house, it’s time for some appropriation of bird culture! The Bung Boiz attempt to answer the hard hitting questions. Where is the line between appropriation and appreciation? Do birds have periods? Has anyone ever seen Nelly and Nelly Furtado in the same room? Plus, we’re talking bird baths for the homeless, birds dressed as Han Solo, and Pat being replaced for being problematic…with a bird. It’s bird stuff! And it’s LIVE!
Un-Retire Your Favorite Legends and Historical Figures
Grab your face mask and protective goggles and meet us on the factory floor, it’s time for another draft! Football phenom Gronk recently came out of retirement, and it got the Bung Boiz thinking: what other figures in sports, politics, or entertainment should come out of retirement? What if Steve Irwin could wrestle one more alligator? What if the mean British lady from “The Weakest Link” could berate one more person? Matt un-retires Alfred Hitchcock to shoot a porno. Pat un-retires a person and then learns that they are actually coming out of retirement. Plus, Nate gets his bagels through a pneumatic tube, has lego hair, and thinks Albert Einstein was driving around in the ‘60s. MJ is dunking on LeBron and it’s LIVE!
Worst Things to Have to Do Remotely
Grab your 100lb Spider-Man statue and meet us at the virtual zoo for a LIVE draft of remote activities. The world is doing everything remotely, from work to friendly gatherings. But what if the government told us we were only allowed to have sex remotely, or feed muffins to cows remotely? What are some other things that just are not the same over a computer? Pat tries to land a plane with only his altimater. Nate creates an OnlyFans for his bird home invasion video. Matt gets triggered by Pat’s interpretation of “remote.” Plus, what mystery is unfolding across the street from Nate’s house? It’s remote but it’s LIVE!
The Quest to Slay the Licorpuss
Grab your harpoon gun and meet us in the swamp as the Bung Boiz embark on a perilous adventure. In 2019’s Halloween episode (“Candy Monsters”), Pat created a black licorice octopus that lives in a swamp and preys on unsuspecting teens. Now the gang is on a quest to slay the beast. Along the way, they will draft a weapon, a power, a humanoid sidekick, and an animal companion. Pat is in a race against an electric stove to melt the licorpuss into ice cream. Nate teams up with the monster’s dad, Anthony Hopkins. Exactly how many genitals do Klingons have, and do they need to use them all at once? Giant rodents, balloonesque heads, and a multiverse full of potato chips. IT’S LIVE!
Fun Activities With Your Extra Toilet Paper
Grab your toilet paper bush and meet us in the apocalyptic wasteland of the dish soap isle! This week, the gang gives the Bungheadz some good ideas for their excess toilet paper supply. Think of all the mummies you could make! Pat learns about decorative soap. Nate is a clumper. Matt has had to convert to wet wipes. Plus, eggs are being dropped from Nate’s roof and pig arms are being crushed in car doors. It’s all new and it’s LIVE!
Historical Events You Wish You Could Stream on Netflix
Grab your peanut butter pasta and meet us at Gettysburg for a historical episode of LIVE! If you were somehow able to watch historical events on Netflix, which would you most want to see? Pat wants to see the Lincoln assassination, but mostly because he wants to get a free play out of the deal. Nate doesn’t think WWII footage is bloody enough, so he’d like an HD streaming experience. Matt burns one of his picks trying to get his hands on a presidential sex tape. Plus, the Bung Boiz enter into one of the most heated debates in LIVE history: is toast different than bread? Pilgrims are fighting dinosaurs and aliens come with subtitles and it all happens LIVE!
Transport Yourself into a Rom-Com
Grab your favorite sweater and be prepared to get punched in the face for a surprise Wednesday edition of LIVE! You’d be a fool not to listen to this bonus episode, where the Bung Boiz transport themselves into their favorite rom-coms. Who will become Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman?” Who likes to date older (much older)? Who wants to enter “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” just so they can go to a Celine Dion concert? Plus, it’s time to talk the best pranks ever pulled by the hosts. Two episodes in one week? That’s a win/win. And it’s all LIVE!
Best Places to be Quarantined if the Places Came to Life
Grab your Danny DeVito blowup doll and meet us at the (adult) toy store for a live episode of LIVE! What if the place where you were quarantined came to life, like Beast’s mansion or Ben Stiller’s museum? Where would you want to be? Matt strikes up a conversation with Mona Lisa. Pat befriends toys, but some of them are the kind that crawl up his butt. Nate wants items in his own house to come to life so they can bring him more beer. Plus, Pat’s rival mouse eats 12,000 pieces of candy and is Willem Dafoe into feet? At least one talking pillow seems to think that’s the case. BSA (Bung Service Announcement): This episode is pandemic-adjacent, but we try to socially distance ourself from the topic. It’s LIVE!
Animal/Object Hybrids
Grab your firefly flashlight and shine it on a wild new episode of LIVE! What animal/object hybrids would you create to make your life easier? Pat has a couch he can milk and Matt’s chair can rip apart his body (but also clean his hair). Nate creates a lot of animals with handles but also one that can light his cigars, as long as it doesn’t blow his head off first. Plus, Pat is at war with a mouse that is repurposing his jacket for bedding material and we debate whether the IRS should thank us for not doing our taxes. Listen, rate, subscribe, and laugh. It’s LIVE!
Blank Me, I'm Blank
Grab your three inches of Irish and meet us in the lady bug jar for a blank new episode of blank! “Kiss me, I’m Irish” is getting old, so it’s time to come up with new “____ me, I’m ____” sayings. “Wash me, I’m hands!” Or maybe “listen to me, I’m this podcast!” The possibilities are endless. Nate continues to be problematic. Matt retires one of his best jokes. Pat has a weird thing going on with bug carcasses. Dr. House gets electrocuted and coronavirus might be spread by strawberries. It’s surely going to be a blast. So tune in to hear us smack it in the park. And don’t call me, I’m Shirley.
Cartoon Characters You Want in Your Entourage
Grab your dragon’s balls and meet us in the goop for a new episode of LIVE! This week we are assembling an entourage of cartoon characters from our childhood that we would hang out with, and some of us do better than others. Pat is worried that breeding robots are stealing jobs. Nate gets disowned by his group. Matt might be a wallaby. Plus, Pat wonders if ESPN subtitles count as books and Nate is mad that his wife doesn’t trust his TV show recommendations. We’re assuming species and getting screwed by Scrooge McDuck and it all happens LIVE!
Beverage-Themed Illnesses
Grab your can of Mountain Flu and meet us in quarantine for a sick new episode of LIVE! Coronavirus has everybody freaked, so the Bung Boyz are bringing some levity to the apocalypse with a draft of other ailments with a beverage twist. You can’t imagine the horrific ginger ailments that await. It’s a game of BadLibs and there is lots of sweating. Plus, someone gave the pod a one-star review and Pat thinks it is his arch rival. Matt gets triggered by misinformation. Nate wonders if Saint Patrick got it in with Saint Bridget. Is clam juice a beverage? Just ask clams. It’s leap day meap day and it’s LIVE!
2020 Geography Bee
Grab your atlas and meet us in SwedMan for a showdown that takes the podcast WorldWhy. Pat thinks he can beat Nate in a Geography Bee, so Matt plays trivia host as the other two Bung Boyz compete to see who is the least dumb. Pat is hoisted by his own Picard. Nate serves us a plate of Gabagooldfish. Matt makes Pat describe a country he has never heard of before. Plus, is ocean a country? Is Mexican the national language of America? Does Japan have electricity yet? Tune in to the only geographical exam where “big butts” is an acceptable answer. It's the most ignorant the show has ever been, and IT’S LIVE!
Build Your Own Emotion-Themed Holiday
Grab your sex fruit and meet us for an Aztec orgy at the Valentine’s Day themed Bungalow. It’s the Time of Valen, and the Boyz ring in the holiday by kissing butt cracks for cash and fighting over worm hearts. If you could make a new holiday based off an emotion, complete with a gift, tradition, and mythical creature, what would you create? Matt is possessed by the CurmudgMan. Pat mainlines sadness. Nate dresses as a horny little goat man. There are baboon wrestlers and happy people protests. It’s a romanic edition of LIVE!
Actual Movie Bombs
Grab your tornado tentacles and meet us in the blast radius for a LIVE draft of bombs made out of movies. If you could weaponize a film’s plot, which flicks would you choose? Nate launches “The Purge” at a bank so he can rob it. Matt throws a “Terminator” grenade at his enemies. Pat drops a “Gremlin” bomb in a bowl of water. Plus, it’s Matt’s birthday and he is having an existential crisis. Pat is confused about how fast things travel in space. Nate is attempting to self-bomb himself. Enjoy an episode as pulse-pounding as Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Gravity.” How many zombies can YOU fit in a grenade? It’s LIVE!
Super Bowl Rosters Built from Super Bowl Ads
Grab your Squam people and meet us in the circle ring circus for a SUPER episode of LIVE! It’s time for the big game and the boyz celebrate $*per B*w1 LIV in style with a convoluted draft of Super Bowl ads you’d want as your offense, defense, coach, and cheerleader. Producer Matt officially sets a date for an actual Geography Bee showdown between Pat and Nate. New words are invented. Pat doesn’t think a horse could hold a football in its mouth. Nate skyrockets. No one knows the rules and that’s okay. They’re stomping up a storm at the Bungalow in Miami. It’s Super Bowl weekend and #ItsLIVE!
Stats You Wish Your Fitbit Could Track
Grab your Fitbit (duh) and meet us in Welshilvania so we can track your pumps! This week it’s a LIVE draft of stats you wish your Fitbit could track. If you could track your lies, would you? What about how many pieces of pizza you’ve eaten? Matt wants to know how many people he’s met and Nate is a human pelican. Plus, Pat challenges Nate to a geography bee and Matt hides in the bathroom stall at work. It’s the Bung Boyz and Bill Hollywood on this week’s episode that’s tracking to be the best one yet.