Grab your horse oil and jump through the time loop hole to the 1700s for an all new LIVE! What contributions could you make if you were zapped back in time to the 18th century without a chance to prepare? Nate would become an eccentric tycoon. Pat would inject people with moldy bread. Matt would become bike-curious. Plus, what is the new crisis with Matt’s work bathroom? Would Pat be the smartest person in 1700? Can Nate get ice cream down from the top of a mountain without it melting? Good hole analogies abound and it all happens LIVE!
Do's and Don'ts When Being Interviewed By a Monkey
Grab your man root and meet us at Monkey Corp for a new LIVE draft that promises to be good fluid. Patty Banana Bags chest-beats his way into a new job as a monkey while Producer Matt, AKA the spider monkey, merely tries to survive an interview. Nate, the sea ape, refuses to go on record as to whether or not he would bang a monkey for a dream job. Plus, the boiz try to trick the listeners into writing positive reviews, Nate tells a bad bus joke, and Matt nearly passes out because his belly is full of seeds. Even a blind clock is right twice a day, but it’s always the right time to listen to an all new LIVE!
Ifs, Ands, or Buts
Grab your iron ore and meet us at the Bungalow for an episode of LIVE that begs the question: why are you still listening? This week we’re drafting “ifs” and “ands” and “ors” and “buts.” Pat has more mouth surgery. Matt reaches for his go-to glute. Nate starts singing Barney and doesn’t stop for a really long time. Plus, do dinosaurs have penises? Is Anderson Cooper a ghost? Should Nate be in prison for eating peanut butter and jelly and cheese sandwiches? All that and mORe (get it) and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Places to Delivery a Baby
Grab your Pope tooth and meet us in a room full of babies for a new episode of LIVE that promises to deliver! Nate’s wife has given birth to their first child, whose middle name is also Nate’s middle name, and we honor the new parents with a baby delivery draft. Pat takes too many painkillers and starts to think he might be a cockroach in some sort of weird hallucination that Nate is suffering as a result of an ATV accident eight years ago. Matt ran a mile, so things aren’t going great for him either. Plus, can babies be delivered in space? Do they breathe air? Is embryonic fluid the packing peanuts of fetuses? All that and (unfortunately) more!
Rounds
Grab your round ribbon and meet us in the Beach Bungalow for an all new episode! From the team behind such hits as sounds, pounds, and grounds, comes something completely different: rounds! Can cars drive on cheese wheels? Is Kevin Spacey in “Age of Ultron?” Was Nate destined to be the next Michael Jordan? Plus, Matt’s mom graduates from Top Gun. Nate is a secret billionaire. And Pat hates New York City. All that and more craziness and it happens LIVE!
Commercial Characters You Want as Family Members
Grab your stool-softening ice cream and meet us in the Bungalow for another #NoFreeAds episode of LIVE! It is time to assemble a family of commercial characters, and the twist is whoever you choose brings with them unlimited supplies of whatever they advertise. Nate is flush with Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt. Pat has so much insurance he doesn’t need to con Matt into marrying him. Matt is outshined by his parents the way Jonah Hill is outshined by Leonardo DiCaprio. Plus, there is a heated debate over the species of Goofy, the Disney character. Matt is seeing a chiropractor. Nate is raised by a vicious tiger. All that and more and it happens LIVE!
First Date Ideas for You and a Robot
Grab your LoveBot 3000 and meet us at the appliance store for a new episode of LIVE! First dates are hard, which is why the Bung Boiz are here to help you out with some great ideas for where to take your significant other (as long as that significant other is a Bungalow-licensed android, preloaded with every episode of this show). Pat restrains his robot with a magnet. Nate brings his robot to trivia so he can win money. Matt forgets that he once went to a Styx concert with Nate. Pat thinks dogs are small humans. It’s all very strange. Plus, are toasters cats? Polarity, more like hilarity. It’s LIVE!
Things You Could Fit in Your Bathtub but Shouldn’t
Grab your co-worker’s smelly microwaved fish leftovers and meet us in the bathtub for a clean (but dirty) new LIVE! What are the worst things you could fill your bathtub with while you’re inside? Matt fills his tub with regret. Pat gets turned on by the vibrations of bumblebees. Nate helps snakes exfoliate (exfoli-Nate?). Plus, what cereal would you bathe in? Why is Pat eating yogurt with a fork? Would you drown in a pool filled with chowder? We’re talking non-maniacal fluids and it’s all LIVE!
Tech That Will Be Outdated by 2041
Grab your solar-powered jetpack and fly towards a new episode of LIVE! What technology will be phased out by the time Nate’s kid turns 20? Say goodbye to the hair nest behind Matt’s TV. Peace out, medicine. See you later, phones! Plus, if Jeff Bezos burns a billion dollars does it make a sound? Would Pat have a heart attack if he flew 500 miles an hour without a helmet? Does Nate own a decoy gun? What is more valuable in an apocalypse, $20 or twenty napkins? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Ice Cream Flavors That Would Be Bad Presidents
Grab your double dunker and join us in the West Wing for a new episode of LIVE before it melts! The Boiz #DontDoPolitics but they #DoDoIceCream. Which flavors would make the worst presidents? Do presidents get drunk? Is Rocky Road overrated? What’s up with airline food? Plus, Pat comes out against everything bagels. Nate spends an exorbitant amount of time on TikTok. Matt refuses to support the Green Moose Deal. And more! The gang is on the hunt for the Pinocchio witch and it all happens LIVE!
Natural Disasters You Could Survive but Not Your Friends
Grab your air cannon and meet us at the internet factory for a disastrous new LIVE! What natural disasters do you think you could survive, but your friends could not? Pat uses his buoyancy to survive one disaster and his density to survive another. Nate’s unique background drinking frozen beverages and falling down stairs prepares him for an encounter with a mudslide. Matt could survive anything as long as the lights in his bathroom stay on. Plus, could Pat defeat a 1,200-pound alligator one-on-one? Can sharks eat popcorn? Should bathtubs double as escape pods? Smokey the Bandit wants you to prevent forest fires. The Baby Collectors are here and they’re LIVE!
Objects with the Worst Jobs
Grab your drain weasel and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! What every day objects have the worst jobs? Nate #MeToo’s his dish sponge. Pat’s plastic cup tries to hide from him under a pile of garbage. Matt calls out speed limit signs for being narcs. Plus, is food an object? Why is Pat’s sink clogged? And on what object do the Boiz take out their misplaced anger? It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and butt plug! And it’s LIVE!
2021 New Year's Revolutions
Grab your BungBok and join us at the Parent/Teacher Orifice for a new year, new us episode of LIVE! What are some of the Boiz goals for 2021? Nate’s goal is to have less goals. Matt wants to run around an entire moon. Pat is hoping to have less road rage, but no promises. Plus, could Pat beat Albert Einstein in an intelligence test? How did Nate get Tricky Genie’d? And why is Matt angry at a fictional kid named Gavin? Listen to the 53rd-ranked podcast in all of Chile! It’s popular and it’s LIVE!
Stocking Stuffers with a Twist
Grab your baby couch and prepare to give the gift of Bung on a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to stock each other’s stuffing and the Boiz are giving the gift of all their best old picks. Nate gives himself ten pounds of billion dollar checks. Pat gives out butt-rose scented candles. Matt gives Pat a hard time about eating dinner for dessert. Plus, how did Nate end up in the ER? Does pouring cereal count as cooking? How big is too big for a stocking stuffer? And in what vaccine priority group do conspiracy theorists fall? Concuss me once, shame on you. Concuss me twice, what day is it today? It’s Christmas and it’s LIVE!
Jobs That Should Be Performed on Stage
Grab your gas gun and meet us at the comedy club for a new episode of LIVE featuring Jeremy and Blake of “Just the Clip!” What professions should be done on stage in front of a live, heckling audience? Nate gets excited watching men build aquariums. Jeremy spends all day making a TikTok. Pat puts on a cowboy outfit to intimidate customers. Plus, who wants to buy Matt’s space perfume? Does Blake think the candles episode is funny? Should laws be passed by applause meter? If your car breaks down, you may have gold in the tank. It’s LIVE!
Wicked Women
Grab your maternal seat cushion and join us for an episode by men, for women. The Bung Boiz take the time to show their appreciation for the superior sex (even though really both sexes are equal and don’t try to tell Matt otherwise). Who are some women throughout history that you admire most? Rosa Parks? Susan B. Anthony? Joan of Arc? Well none of those make the list, but Elsa from Frozen cracks the top ten! Plus, the Boiz discuss what romance means to them. Pat mansplains some things women wish men would know without having to be told. And all three hosts bring positive vibes thanks to Shaggy’s new island Christmas album. It’s relaxed, it’s inclusive, and it’s LIVE!
Bait to Catch the Hosts and Listeners
Grab your potent pota-balls and join us for a new episode that will have you hooked, bait, line, and hookers. What bait would the Boiz use to ensnare each other? Matt puts limited edition gym-wear on his rod to reel in a big ol’ Pat. Nate gets tempted by a mail-in rebate but isn’t sure if he wants to go through the effort. Plus, has William Shatner ever done tasteful nudes? Why does Matt’s fiancé always put her waffles back in the toaster after she butters them? Is it time for Battlebots to be brought back? What object from a movie theater has Pat been using since 2008? The Bung Boiz discuss LL Cool J’s general theory of relativity and it all happens LIVE!
Thanksgiving Pardons
Grab your phallic microscope and join us at the Thanksgiving table (virtually) for a holiday edition of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are in a giving mood and handing out pardons. Pat pardons himself for S-wording a vacuum. Nate pardons bats for starting a global catastrophe. Matt pardons people who like “The Last Jedi.” Plus, Pat can’t spell “table.” Nate wouldn’t be caught dead in a gym. Matt struggles to pay attention because an IT guy has taken control of his computer. And the boiz answer questions from the fans. There’s a lot to be thankful for and it’s all LIVE from the Bungalow!
Video Game Items You Want in Real Life
Grab your energy sword and fly your banshee to the Bungalow for an all new episode featuring professional Spikeball player Chris Hornacek! Which objects from famous video games would you want to use in every day life? Matt uses a Mario Kart power-up to beat traffic and also release some road rage. Nate prepares himself to fight zombies. Chris’s accessories help him gain an advantage in Spikeball and also cut his travel costs in half. Pat flexes his first amendment right to blow up mountains. Plus, was Pat mean to Matt in Nashville? Has Mario ever been arrested? Did Jake Gyllenhaal kill the Prince of Persia? Find out!
Make a Rock Band of Folklore Figures
Grab your folklore sandwich and meet us in a snow globe of death and despair for an all new episode of LIVE, featuring Kimmy and Sydney from the “Aloreing” podcast! After explaining to the audience what a folklore is (because the Bung boiz definitely already know), the gang assembles rock bands featuring legends, spirits, monsters and more. Nate’s band manager monetizes bathroom mirrors. Pat’s lead singer lures the audience to their death. Sydney explains why her favorite folklore has an eye ball for a butt. Kimmy forgets her Jesus candle in the other room and is attacked by the ghost of a guest from a prior episode. Plus, Matt’s joints are failing because he hasn’t exercised or moved any muscles since COVID hit. All that and more! LIVE!