Grab your golden fiddle and meet us in debate class for a showdown for your soul! What contest could you beat the devil in to save your soul? Pat goes bowl for bowl in a cereal-eating contest. Matt goes slice for slice in a challenge vs. the devil and also his friend Jared who hasn’t called in a while. Nate dresses like a bum. Plus, does Jay-Z have trouble connecting to WiFi? Can Nate pull off being bald? Is Pat an expert at egg-based logic problems? It’s buy one get one three and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Tourist Traps to Actually Be Trapped In
Grab your Louvre dinosaur and meet us at the paleontology exhibit for an all new episode of LIVE! Which tourist traps would you never want to be trapped inside? Would anyone care about the tower of Pisa if it wasn’t leaning? Would you sleep with Mona Lisa? Could you count down from 10 for eternity? Plus, Matt is back at the gym. Nate goes to a game dinner. Pat gets attacked by a dog. We’re stuffing giant sandwiches in gun cases and it all happens LIVE!
Animal Parts You Want On Your Body
Grab your itchy chameleon and meet us in the Bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal parts would you want to add to your body? Matt turns into a walking shirt. Nate wants a shell so he can look like a Ninja Turtle. Pat is confronted by the spider in search of his stolen butt. Plus, could an octopus cure cancer? Could a sumo wrestler be an NHL goalie? Why is seeing so hard? It’s Adam and Eve, not owl and Eve, and it all happens LIVE!
New Acronyms
Grab your cheugy crisp and join us for a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to SOB (Save our Birds) as the Boiz come up with trendy new acronyms for you to use among your fellow kids. Nate gets a new job. Pat has a less-than-peaceful protest over not doing a “Blood Heist” episode. Matt milks a learning curve. Plus, what’s Jeeves up to these days, am I right? Years fly when you’re having fun and it all happens LIVE!
Universal Currency
Grab your baby bucks and meet us at Gatorpalooza for a new episode of LIVE! There are too many currencies in the world and the boiz have been tasked with converting it all to one easy to understand monetary system. For example: teeth. Plus, how far can Pat throw a turkey dog? How many songs does a new car cost? Do vampires make sense in a world where blood is money? We’re arm wrestling for goods and services and it all happens LIVE!
Alternate Weather
Grab your sentient carrot and meet us in the eye of the Hurry-Cane for a new episode of LIVE! We join the Bung Boiz in medias res as Pat tries to force the gang to be original and Nate resists at all costs. From there, the trio drafts alternatives to normal weather and things get horrific. What if hurricanes were actually time distortion fields? What if Pat’s nipples rained down on us? What if stray cats and dogs evaporated? Plus, trains are eating people for sustenance and it all happens LIVE!
Draft of Drafts
Grab your Doug and join us in New Doug for a Doug of Doug. In honor of the 2021 NFL Draft, the Bung Boiz draft other things that should be decided by a draft. Pat considers investing in a sword. Matt is anti-multiple samples at ice cream shops. Nate gets aroused by bed sheets. Plus, what time is it in Arkansas? Is Napoleon actually in heaven? Is candy a vegetable? All that and more and it all happens Doug!
Find Matt a Vice
Grab your toothpick lathe and meet us in Vice City for an all new LIVE! Matt’s coworkers don’t trust him because he doesn’t have a vice, so it’s time to give him one! Pat tries to rekindle the flame of Matt’s scratch ticket passion. Nate might be confusing vices with pranks. Matt picked a bad day to quit juice boxing. Plus, what’s the deal with Nate’s baby and grapes? Did Adam asphyxiate himself with the snake in the Garden of Eden? And why is Pat blackmailing Matt for lava cake? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Build Your Own Trial
Grab your draft egg and meet us at the Fancy One for an all new LIVE! Regular Fan Money Mike has given the Bung Boiz their most difficult topic ever, and for that he is put before the Justice Tree. Matt is mistaken for a woman. Pat self-implicates while on the witness stand. Nate gets injected with something but no one can tell him what. Plus, how big are kangaroo nipples? Is Chevy Chase the Michael Caine of dying? What is the thing? We’re not sure, but here it is! All that and honestly not much more. It’s LIVE!
Things You Wish Grew on Trees
Grab your pineapple bush and prepare to go before the Judge Tree in an all-new episode of LIVE! What do you wish grew on trees? Nate wishes babies grew on trees but Pat is concerned that tall people will get all the good ones. Matt wants clones of himself to grow on trees, and is willing to commit adultery with one. Pat is hoping he gets good yield from his wish tree, but Tricky Genie has other plans. Plus, new developments at the decoy White House, a strange Ben Carson joke, and Pat absorbs the essence of a dog. Is gardening sexual? Tune in to find out! (But yes, yes it is).
Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Blank
Grab your dogroids and bulk up for an epic new episode of LIVE! Godzilla vs. Kong has arrived, and the only thing that could make this fight more memorable is if the monsters were also fighting….fill in the blank! Pat pours hazardous waste in Chester’s swamp until he’s super-sized. Clifford is skewered on the Empire State Building. Kong confronts a hard truth about his dental hygiene. Plus, is Kong cheating with his giant monkey hammer? Is Biden operating out of a fake White House near Matt’s office? Is a hole a door? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Contributions You Could Make to the 1700s
Grab your horse oil and jump through the time loop hole to the 1700s for an all new LIVE! What contributions could you make if you were zapped back in time to the 18th century without a chance to prepare? Nate would become an eccentric tycoon. Pat would inject people with moldy bread. Matt would become bike-curious. Plus, what is the new crisis with Matt’s work bathroom? Would Pat be the smartest person in 1700? Can Nate get ice cream down from the top of a mountain without it melting? Good hole analogies abound and it all happens LIVE!
Do's and Don'ts When Being Interviewed By a Monkey
Grab your man root and meet us at Monkey Corp for a new LIVE draft that promises to be good fluid. Patty Banana Bags chest-beats his way into a new job as a monkey while Producer Matt, AKA the spider monkey, merely tries to survive an interview. Nate, the sea ape, refuses to go on record as to whether or not he would bang a monkey for a dream job. Plus, the boiz try to trick the listeners into writing positive reviews, Nate tells a bad bus joke, and Matt nearly passes out because his belly is full of seeds. Even a blind clock is right twice a day, but it’s always the right time to listen to an all new LIVE!
Ifs, Ands, or Buts
Grab your iron ore and meet us at the Bungalow for an episode of LIVE that begs the question: why are you still listening? This week we’re drafting “ifs” and “ands” and “ors” and “buts.” Pat has more mouth surgery. Matt reaches for his go-to glute. Nate starts singing Barney and doesn’t stop for a really long time. Plus, do dinosaurs have penises? Is Anderson Cooper a ghost? Should Nate be in prison for eating peanut butter and jelly and cheese sandwiches? All that and mORe (get it) and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Places to Delivery a Baby
Grab your Pope tooth and meet us in a room full of babies for a new episode of LIVE that promises to deliver! Nate’s wife has given birth to their first child, whose middle name is also Nate’s middle name, and we honor the new parents with a baby delivery draft. Pat takes too many painkillers and starts to think he might be a cockroach in some sort of weird hallucination that Nate is suffering as a result of an ATV accident eight years ago. Matt ran a mile, so things aren’t going great for him either. Plus, can babies be delivered in space? Do they breathe air? Is embryonic fluid the packing peanuts of fetuses? All that and (unfortunately) more!
Rounds
Grab your round ribbon and meet us in the Beach Bungalow for an all new episode! From the team behind such hits as sounds, pounds, and grounds, comes something completely different: rounds! Can cars drive on cheese wheels? Is Kevin Spacey in “Age of Ultron?” Was Nate destined to be the next Michael Jordan? Plus, Matt’s mom graduates from Top Gun. Nate is a secret billionaire. And Pat hates New York City. All that and more craziness and it happens LIVE!
Commercial Characters You Want as Family Members
Grab your stool-softening ice cream and meet us in the Bungalow for another #NoFreeAds episode of LIVE! It is time to assemble a family of commercial characters, and the twist is whoever you choose brings with them unlimited supplies of whatever they advertise. Nate is flush with Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt. Pat has so much insurance he doesn’t need to con Matt into marrying him. Matt is outshined by his parents the way Jonah Hill is outshined by Leonardo DiCaprio. Plus, there is a heated debate over the species of Goofy, the Disney character. Matt is seeing a chiropractor. Nate is raised by a vicious tiger. All that and more and it happens LIVE!
First Date Ideas for You and a Robot
Grab your LoveBot 3000 and meet us at the appliance store for a new episode of LIVE! First dates are hard, which is why the Bung Boiz are here to help you out with some great ideas for where to take your significant other (as long as that significant other is a Bungalow-licensed android, preloaded with every episode of this show). Pat restrains his robot with a magnet. Nate brings his robot to trivia so he can win money. Matt forgets that he once went to a Styx concert with Nate. Pat thinks dogs are small humans. It’s all very strange. Plus, are toasters cats? Polarity, more like hilarity. It’s LIVE!
Things You Could Fit in Your Bathtub but Shouldn’t
Grab your co-worker’s smelly microwaved fish leftovers and meet us in the bathtub for a clean (but dirty) new LIVE! What are the worst things you could fill your bathtub with while you’re inside? Matt fills his tub with regret. Pat gets turned on by the vibrations of bumblebees. Nate helps snakes exfoliate (exfoli-Nate?). Plus, what cereal would you bathe in? Why is Pat eating yogurt with a fork? Would you drown in a pool filled with chowder? We’re talking non-maniacal fluids and it’s all LIVE!
Tech That Will Be Outdated by 2041
Grab your solar-powered jetpack and fly towards a new episode of LIVE! What technology will be phased out by the time Nate’s kid turns 20? Say goodbye to the hair nest behind Matt’s TV. Peace out, medicine. See you later, phones! Plus, if Jeff Bezos burns a billion dollars does it make a sound? Would Pat have a heart attack if he flew 500 miles an hour without a helmet? Does Nate own a decoy gun? What is more valuable in an apocalypse, $20 or twenty napkins? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!