Grab your wedding gun and join us in a job interview with a monkey for a new episode of LIVE! What are some of the best and worst “day of” jitters? Pat gets fired up reminiscing about high school football games and putting his head through freshmen. New Nate alphas Old Nate. Matt gets anxious every April 1st. Plus, who won the donut eating challenge? What’s the worst that could happen on your proposal day? Are the boiz the absolute worst at improv games? The chicken is the cheese and it all happens LIVE!
Tattoos That Come to Life
Grab your tiny palm kitten and join us at the nearest tattoo parlor for a permanent new episode of LIVE! What tattoos would you get if they could come to life? Nate gets a tiny dragon to do his bidding. Matt tats his car keys on his hips. Pat puts his shoes into a bad boss. Plus, is John Hammond a dinosaur? Is Nate an FBI agent? Does Pat have an evil Clippy? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
The Perfect Beach Day
Grab your gnar and shred it on an all new episode of LIVE! The boiz are going to tell you what to pack for the perfect day at the beach. No day is complete without four hours of lonely brooding. Don’t forget your flesh-colored bathing suit! We’ll bring the fries. Plus, could you surf one wave to save your family? Would Pat read during commercial breaks if it meant he could go to the Super Bowl? What secret did Matt uncover about his wife? It’s one if by land, two if by snow, and it all happens LIVE!
Build-a-Book
Grab your striped tire and head to the loberry for a new episode of LIVE! Nate is a #BookGuy now so we’re assembling a book using characters, conflicts, genres, and settings seemingly at random. In Old Timey America, Tim Ramblesong is trying to live a quiet, flag-folding, bed-making life as the head of the neighborhood watch. On Mars, an alien/human hybrid searches for his doughy, sports car-driving father. Somewhere, Waldo hides. Plus, Nate burns through two internets trying to stay in the conversation. Trivia Jeff triggers a hole eating contest. Pat does a cold open. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Best Celebrity Biopics Using Only Material From That Person's Future
Grab your charged punches and get ready to be hit with a new episode of LIVE! Who are some celebrities who will have great biopics using just material from their lives starting today onward? Johnny Depp wins an Oscar for portraying Morgan Freeman. Ezra Miller works at a gas station. Tom Holland lives a basic rich and famous life with no issues. Plus, Is Pat trying to copy Matt by being really sick? What does it mean if a song slaps? How old was that commercial come out? Michelle “The Rock” Obama is here and it all happens LIVE!
The Sensations of Space
Grab your hunk of space cheese and join us in Nate’s fridge for a moon-sized episode of LIVE! What does space smell, taste, feel, and sound like? Connect the Dippin’ Dots as the Boiz travel through the atmosphere and explode in the vacuum of infinity. What is sound? Is a bunch of flavors just one flavor? Is Ground Pepsi the opposite of Space Coke? Plus, What is proper group chat etiquette? Will you get chaffed? And what moment has all three hosts literally gasping for air? Prepare yourself: it all happens LIVE!
Brain Storms
Grab your mystery object and pick your teeth with us on an all new episode of LIVE! The boiz are brain storming brain storms, an idea just vague enough to never be fully explained or understood. Julia Roberts is here (no she’s not) and the brand is stronger than ever. How many holes is a donut? Is an earthquake a storm? Is this the longest running podcast you’ve never heard of? It’s cloudy with a chance of brain balls and it all happens LIVE!
Punishments for Will Smith
Grab your boxing gloves and meet us at the Dolby for a pay-per-view episode of LIVE! What should Will Smith’s punishment be for slapping Chris Rock? Pat thinks he should work retail for two years. Matt thinks he should have to act in a shot-for-shot remake of “Independence Day: Resurgence.” Nate thinks he should have to come on the pod to discuss. Plus, what is the one April Fools prank that Nate’s dad pulls off every year? Is Adam Sandler a scientist? How much would you pay to watch Connor McGregor play board games with Muhammad Ali? L. Ron Hubbard is just Paul Blart spelled backwards and it all happens LIVE!
Nice Things (or Things That are Nice)
Grab your doll and show us where Pat was mean to you on an all new LIVE! We’re being nice this week, so everyone better be on their best behavior. Pat is confronted about his deeply rooted Falcon issues. Nate neglects his dog. Matt is a gift of God. Plus, where did Jackie Chan go? is Brendan Fraser back? Does Keanu Reeves always finish last? All your burning celebrity questions are answered and it all happens LIVE!
Snake Oils
Grab your blood crystals and pray for a new episode of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are doing a snake oil thing. Nate creates a fusion reactor by combining two of his blankets. Pat gets pretzeled by magnets. Matt does a big league Feige tease. Plus, does Nate consume over 100,000 calories of beer a year? Why is there never music at the end of the show? What was Trivia Jeff thinking by inviting us to his podcast summit? It’s causation vs. masturbation and it all happens LIVE!
Sponsorships for Famous Locations
Grab your traffic laser and join us at the nearest red light for a rerun of Scrubs and a new episode of LIVE! What are some famous locations that should have sponsors? The Sun gets sponsored by a hot sauce. The Panama Canal is filled with broccoli cheddar soup. Crocs are swiping on Tinders. Plus, would people visit the leaning tower of Pisa if it was a Pizza Hut? What came first, the universe or the candy bar? What is up with the bean? Meat, dinosaurs, and lust, and it all happens LIVE!
Best Things With Which to Replace Your Fingers
Grab your poor unfortunate hole and join us for a finger-lickin’ good episode of LIVE! With what would you replace your fingers? Nate thinks he’s making his fingers impervious to danger by turning them into lizard butts. Matt gets into shape by turning his fingers into weights. Pat hopes becoming a horse will help him overcome his existential dread. Plus, the Wedding Planning Podcast has released #TheBungCut. Nate’s peeing out of his hands. And Matt has had erotic dreams about Ursula. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Why Don't They Make Blank Out of Blank?
Grab your bread fork and meet us at the bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! You ever wonder why they don’t make blank out of blank!? Well we have your answer. Pat invents the stone phone. Nate cures global warming with his magical blanket. Matt turns money into food to cut out the middle man. Plus, what surprise did Pat find in his work bathroom? Should old people be allowed to run for president? Is it worth saving lives if it makes Nate late for work? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Best Animals to be Raised By
Grab your horny snails and meet us in the bungalow for an all new LIVE! What are some of the best animals to be raised by? Pat thinks if an eagle raises him he can learn how to fly. Matt can hold his breath for a long time after being raised by dolphins. Nate gains intelligence from growing up around a crow. Plus, do dinosaurs all speak the same language? Would Matt be jealous if a bee hit on his wife? Could Nate learn about sex from a ram fam? Beluga the bear is here and it all happens LIVE!
B.Y.O.Blank
Grab your milk covered raisins and get ready for a party on LIVE! It’s Super Bung weekend (and V-day weekend (and Black History Month (and Tom Brady retired (and Wordle is a thing) so it’s time to chat about dried fruits. Pat can’t mix foods. Nate has a magical blanket that regulates heat. Matt is throwing a party and no store bought birds are allowed. Plus, how much money would you bring to a party if whoever brought the most won all the money? Who is winning Super B*wl LVI? And does anyone really care what their coworkers are eating for lunch? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Politically Correct Disney Titles
Grab your bath salts and get high with Pooh on an all new LIVE! We’re taking Disney titles and updating them for 2022. Cruella? Don’t assume gender. Dumbo? Don’t assume intelligence. Snow White and the…tune in to find out. Plus, Matt gets food shamed. Nate gets pink eye. Pat gets frightened by an old cartoon. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Just Fries
Grab your potato log and get in the fryer for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re doing fries. Not best fries. Just fries. Is a tater tot a fry? Is the Wedding Planning Podcast purposefully withholding our episode of their show? Plus, Matt walks in on someone in the bathroom stall at work. Pat thinks that sperm banks have masterbation machines. Nate is working on a new fry invention. It’s all new and it’s all LIVE!
Illnesses
Grab your ice bucket and prepare to be challenged with a “hilarious” new episode of LIVE! What are some illnesses? The common cold, that’s one for sure. Plus, which of the Bung Boiz has COVID? Is “Black Death” problematic? Are potatoes objectively funnier than diseases? The boiz are doing their best to be funny against all odds and it all goes down LIVE!
Rename the Washington Football Team
Grab your sloppy Joes and meet us in Nate’s bedroom for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are here to name the Washington Football Team! Get ready to root for the Washington Red Army. Matt thinks that the jersey should be styled after the dollar bill. Nate wants to use this chance to save endangered species. Pat moves the team to London and gives them wings. Plus, could a team of all-stars from around the world beat the Jaguars? How often does Nate change his baby’s diapers? Which team will win the Super Bowl? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Football Game Sponsors if Their Product Was Dumped on Your Head
Grab your micro penis and strand in front of LeBron James at the urinal for a new episode of LIVE! What company’s product would you least want dumped on your head? Pat won’t stop talking about cereal. Matt has blood lust. Nate doesn’t want to list Home Depot products so don’t even try him. Everyone is grumpy and it goes about as well as you expect. Urine, meet kitty litter. It’s all happening LIVE!