Grab your biglet and cuddle up with a new episode of LIVE! Nate’s thermodynamic blanket has gone to the bedroom in the sky, so it’s time to invent the next generation of blanket greatness. Pat makes a lava cake out of his head. Nate likes a good ball tangle between his legs. Matt is the only one who makes his bed. Plus, is there fat on a turtle? Is 100lbs too heavy for a weighted blanket? Why did Blub Blub go back to the store? All that and fifty shapes of triangle and it all happens LIVE!
Customize the Coronation
Grab your flamethrower crown and meet us in London for the coronation (and a new episode of LIVE!). If you were getting coronated, what would you have as your crown, your throne, your festivities and your first decree? Nate wears a beer helmet. Matt sits in a captain’s chair. Pat shoots fire out of his head. Plus, who has a beaver as a pet? What do you see when you read? You know what gets thrown? Balls get thrown. All that and sucking on tongues and it all happens LIVE!
Actual Escape Rooms
Grab your moo tube and join Wolf, Sad Dog and the Snail on a new episode of LIVE! What are some rooms in real life that you actually want to escape? Matt fears being the last guest standing at a holiday dinner. Pat has more muscle than a full-grown Florida panther. Nate escapes bath time by tricking his kid. Plus, would you rather be nice or do bribes? Is a feature film and an event movie the same thing? Why is Matt running a 5K? Beer Dano agrees: you need to listen to LIVE!
Things That Should Come with Fortunes
Grab your bottle within a bottle with a message in it and float it down cum river on a new episode of LIVE! Fortune cookies are played out. What else should come with fortunes? Pat tries to teach portion control. Nate wraps his fortunes in a blanket. Matt is on the hunt for squirrel scrolls. Plus, whose ancestor has a bust in Westminster Abbey? Do men chew umbilical cords? What's an adage? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
New Units of Measurement
Grab your blorp and go gangbusters at congress for an all new episode of LIVE! Inches and seconds are old news and it’s time for some new units of measurements. How many Matts is Nate’s house? How many slices of pizza is a bowl of cereal? How many donut holes is a horse? Plus, Matt has fat lumps on his leg from punching himself during football. Pat short-circuits when he finds out time is relative. Nate washes his butt quite infrequently. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Improve the Bathroom
Grab your chest crevice and join us in the cone for a new episode of LIVE! The bathroom has been around forever, and there is still area for improvement. Pat proposes a toilet that sucks waste out of you and possibly pleasures you during. Matt wants the shower to clean itself. Nate wants a digital leaderboard that tracks his pee stats. Plus, why does Nate describe himself as being “smooth as eggs?” What does Big Toilet not want you to know? Why don’t they make the whole house out of Magic Eraser? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
What Makes You Feel Young (When You Really Think About It)
Grab your croc rock and meet us on the water for a youthful episode of LIVE! What makes you feel young (when you really think about it)? Nate feels young when his mom does his laundry. Matt finds the fountain of youth every time he’s on a boat. Pat is taken back to better days when he builds a fire. Plus, what toilets freak Pat out? Who did Nate beat in a wrestling match in college? Can you legally parody a parody song back to the original song? All that and gator-loving lumberjacks on an all new LIVE!
Countries You Would Eat
Grab your tickler and join us in the Finnish Alps for an all new LIVE! What countries would you eat? Nate invents a trash can in a fridge. Matt has high cholesterol. Pat has never been to Taco Bell. Plus, how many countries could you name? Does Turkey taste like a turkey? Is Japan just diet China? Crush Russia into a pill and stick it down the fruit chute. Then listen to an all new LIVE!
What We’d Put in a Pot at the End of Our Rainbow if We Three Were Leprechauns
Grab your pot of rainbows and meet us in St. Lucia for a green episode of LIVE! Pat is back from his honeymoon and very guilt-stricken. Nate is forced to abandon his home to save his family. Matt learns the scientific name for sea cows. Plus, how is everybody sleeping? Is the brain in the foot? What happens if you kill a Leprechaun? Interest rates are very high and it all happens LIVE!
Glorbs You Sneak to Flange
Grab your alternative litter box and meet us in nonsense world for a new episode of LIVE! What are some glorbs you would sneak to flange? Pat’s cat is peeing the bed. Matt puts a sock over a can to show where he pinches. Nate’s baby is fat and that’s a good thing! Plus, could you paint the Mona Lisa with unlimited money and time? What’s more glorb: squam or trambopoline? Do mangoes make for terrible flutes? Our small is their large and it all happens LIVE!
Why Did the Boiz Get Invited to the 2022 Trivia Summit?
Grab your podcast microchip and go back to the past for an old/new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are busy so that means it’s time for a clipshow episode. Why did Jeff invite the Bung Boiz to his 2022 Trivia Summit? Was the bird in Nate’s house an actor? Why isn’t Putin banned from the Oscars? Does the Pope get loose? Plus, Matt is an evil father figure. Pat has a handlebar mustache. Machines aren’t people. All that and massive little green guys and it all happens LIVE!
Good Moon, Bad Baby
Grab your pink crustacean and join us in St. Lucia for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re talking two things: honeymoons and birthing babies. What are some great destinations for one, but not the other? Would you give birth on a beach? What citizenship is a baby if it is born on international waters? Could you beat Matt or Nate in a game of Buffett or Bluff-it? Plus, Nate goes on fraternity leave. Pat is over the weight limit for horses. Matt has a Toys ‘R’ Us in the northeast wing of his palace. Jamaican a baby and it all happens LIVE!
How to Spy on Other Countries
Grab your spy balloon and float over to King John Oom’s house for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are giving the government free ideas for how to spy on our enemies. Pat perfects the shrink ray and the growth ray. Matt does a Mulan. Nate prays really hard until Jesus tells him all the secrets. Plus, is every movie someone’s favorite movie? Would it be better or worse if Putin was a centaur? Are you two people in a trench coat? The war horse is out of the bag and it all happens LIVE!
All Openers
Grab your opener and meet us in the opener for a LIVE draft full of openers. The Bung Boiz have a lot to talk about and no time to spare, so instead of opening with an opener they’ve decided to open, draft, and close with all openers! Pat is developing a bit. Matt gets wasted and watches “80 for Brady.” Nate proposes a jersey swap with Frank Sinatra. Plus, should Nate’s kid still get a birthday party if Nate and his wife are in the hospital having their second child? What’s a producer to a God? Was using unlicensed audio wrong, should we have not done that? All that and Oreo math and it all happens LIVE!
Who Killed Chester the Dog-Eating Alligator?
Grab your loved ones and give them a big hug, because life is short and precious. We join the Boiz this week to celebrate and honor the life of Chester the Dog-Eating Alligator, who passed away at the age of 60ish. While reports are that Chester died of an intestinal blockage, the facts don’t add up. How does the mightiest creature to ever walk the earth just…die? And why did it take so long to report his death? Foul play, perhaps? A rival gator? The illumidoggi? Paula Deen? Who (or what) really felled this magnificent beast? The Boiz investigate on an all new LIVE!
Items You'd Repurpose if You Were a Mouse
Grab your wispy mustache and join us at the tool shed gym for a new episode of LIVE! What are some items you’d repurpose if you were a mouse (or mouse-sized)? Pat sleeps on sauce packet pillows. Nate tames a toad. Matt kinks his hose. Plus, what’s the best cereal to dive into? Would a small frog survive being thrown out of a plane? You ever find a double or a triple hair? Buff raccoons are doing squats and it all happens LIVE!
Business Advice
Grab your 80lbs of hose and meet us at the Great Wall Street of China for a new episode of LIVE! Prepare to be rich because the Boiz have all had successful lives and now they are here to give their sage wisdom to YOU! Matt pays people to touch his dirt. Alexander Mattison drinks coffee. Nate has a hot take about firefighters that even Pat finds problematic. Plus, is it possible to be un-cancelled? Has Nate ever hired anybody? What does Matt’s waist and Pat’s head have in common? All that and more in an award-winning (maybe) episode of LIVE!
Foods You Want in a Spray Can
Grab your jelly beer and meet us at the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards for a new episode of LIVE! What are some foods you wish could be sprayed out of a can? Nate becomes Doc Ock trying to invent spray BBQ. Matt decorates his tacos with spray beef. Pat chomps on a black hole. Plus, did Joe Biden poison all the peanut butter? Did Paula Deen try to kill Pat’s family? Are pancakes art? It’s easy peasy lemon cheesy and it all happens LIVE!
What Makes You Say "F#%K YEAH" as if You Just Threw a Pomegranate at a Tree?
Grab your Monster Hanual and meet Matt at the dump for an all new LIVE! It’s 2023 and the pickup pizza boiz are doing revolutions and talking about what makes them say “f#%k yeah!” Nate is looking a little hamstery. Matt is writing a movie in 21 days. Pat is going to read two books this year and is taking suggestions. Plus, no more spaghetti on the carpet. John Wick on a horse. Over/Under on how many people cut you off while you’re heading to work. It’s all about the reflexes and it all happens LIVE!
Replace the Times Square Ball Drop
Grab your trapezoid car and drive it to Times Square for a new year, new episode of LIVE! We’re replacing the New Year’s Eve time ball and these updated traditions are sure to be a hit (or a splat). Nate sacrifices an old person at midnight. Pat brings back an extinct species. Matt drops a new hit single. Plus, who holds the NFL record for most single games with over 150 receiving yards? Giraffe, dinosaur, or dodo? You know that feeling of throwing fruit at a tree from your front door at 6 in the morning? No ball, no drop, all LIVE!