Grab your jerked meat and join us in the wild wild west for a new episode of LIVE! What would y’all do during the gold rush era? Pat sizzles and snakes his way to the top. Matt hunts down the notorious Cactus Jim. Nate goes broke investing in snake oil. Plus, was Mozart before the wild west? Who would win in a one mile, one pizza race? Why did Nate hit Pat with a “buddy?” All that and stick hoop and it all happens LIVE!
Things You Don't Want to Do
Grab your light bulb and head to Nate’s attic for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things you really don’t want to do? Matt can’t stand brushing his teeth. Nate doesn’t want to go back to work. Pat refuses to eat…vegetables…whole. Plus, how often are you the hottest person in the room? How many HUT dogs did Nate eat on the 4th of July? Are libraries a scam? All that and snacks for dinner on an all new LIVE!
The Four Days of July Fourth
Grab your freedom fries and join us with our new theme song on an all new LIVE! We’re counting down the four days until the fourth of July with a twelve days of Christmas knockoff draft that is as confusing as it sounds. Nate tries to dunk his kid. Matt has a bone to pick. Pat is mad that all his good jokes keep getting cut. Plus, what new bit will Nate premiere? How many glazed donuts can Joey Chestnut get down in eight minutes? Which American flag color is the best color: red, blue, green, or white? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Rings
Grab your gun metal cock ring and join us for a new episode of LIVE! Is four tacos a lot of tacos? What was everyone’s high school ring tone? What’s more effort: effort or less effort? Plus, Superman fits good, you fit well. Pat has never met an onion ring that he’s liked. Nate would get the cops called on him if he went taco picking. Fire hot. Baja blast. Bad Boys for life. And it all happens LIVE!
Design Your Perfect Backyard
Grab your dinner table and move it into the closet for a rainbow insurrection! What would you put in your dream backyard? Matt builds a mote to keep out Pat’s kids. Nate installs a dive bar. Pat hosts a Super Bowl. Plus, why is Matt always late to the recording? Are people pissing in Home Depot model toilets? Are Nate’s kids God? Did Kermit storm the Capitol? Fire good. Fire hot. And it all happens LIVE!
What You Would Change About the Bungalow Boiz
Grab your peas pwease and avoid the peach pollen on a new episode of LIVE! What would the Boiz change about one another? Matt gets Flat Stanley’d. Nate goes into gas stations too often. Pat’s greatest strength is that no matter how you try to change him he always gets worse. Plus, would you rather be tall or have good hair? What is up with all the smoke? Is it football season yet? All that and more on an all new LIVE!
Idea Eggs
Grab your idea eggs and crack them on Nate’s chest to get him off in an all new LIVE! It’s our 200th episode extravaganza and we ring in the new century by cracking open some of our old idea eggs. Can you name twelve pants? Who is a bigger wild card: Taz or Osama Bin Laden? Do you remember chocolate pizza Lunchables? Same. Plus, Superman spells good. All the dinosaurs are replaced by Jim Carrey. Whale ant ruins the cake. All that and the best worst letter swaps and it all happens somewhere, LIVE!
Monopoly for Nate's Fish
Grab your monopoly tank and return Blub Blub 3 to the fish store on an all new LIVE! Rejected Monopoly pieces, ways to kill Nate’s fish, or game puns, it’s sort of whatever you want! Just have fun. How many fish could Kevin Kline eat? What animals have Nate killed? What new characters will the boiz workshop for the next 100 episodes? Plus, Pat is a good inept boy. Matt needs a crunch with every food. Nate keeps on Nate’ing. All that and more on an all new LIVE!
Five
Grab your tire mulch and spread it all over a new episode of LIVE! This week we honor the number five. Is five the funniest number? What do you picture when someone says “lost in the sauce?” Is Take Five the most underrated candy bar? Plus, Matt’s body suffers from post-workout depression. Nate spends $1200 on cancer-causing rubber. Pat has a new neighbor..and it’s a bear! All that and happy hour (unless you’re in RI) and it all happens LIVE!
Invent the Next Best Blanket
Grab your biglet and cuddle up with a new episode of LIVE! Nate’s thermodynamic blanket has gone to the bedroom in the sky, so it’s time to invent the next generation of blanket greatness. Pat makes a lava cake out of his head. Nate likes a good ball tangle between his legs. Matt is the only one who makes his bed. Plus, is there fat on a turtle? Is 100lbs too heavy for a weighted blanket? Why did Blub Blub go back to the store? All that and fifty shapes of triangle and it all happens LIVE!
Customize the Coronation
Grab your flamethrower crown and meet us in London for the coronation (and a new episode of LIVE!). If you were getting coronated, what would you have as your crown, your throne, your festivities and your first decree? Nate wears a beer helmet. Matt sits in a captain’s chair. Pat shoots fire out of his head. Plus, who has a beaver as a pet? What do you see when you read? You know what gets thrown? Balls get thrown. All that and sucking on tongues and it all happens LIVE!
Actual Escape Rooms
Grab your moo tube and join Wolf, Sad Dog and the Snail on a new episode of LIVE! What are some rooms in real life that you actually want to escape? Matt fears being the last guest standing at a holiday dinner. Pat has more muscle than a full-grown Florida panther. Nate escapes bath time by tricking his kid. Plus, would you rather be nice or do bribes? Is a feature film and an event movie the same thing? Why is Matt running a 5K? Beer Dano agrees: you need to listen to LIVE!
Things That Should Come with Fortunes
Grab your bottle within a bottle with a message in it and float it down cum river on a new episode of LIVE! Fortune cookies are played out. What else should come with fortunes? Pat tries to teach portion control. Nate wraps his fortunes in a blanket. Matt is on the hunt for squirrel scrolls. Plus, whose ancestor has a bust in Westminster Abbey? Do men chew umbilical cords? What's an adage? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
New Units of Measurement
Grab your blorp and go gangbusters at congress for an all new episode of LIVE! Inches and seconds are old news and it’s time for some new units of measurements. How many Matts is Nate’s house? How many slices of pizza is a bowl of cereal? How many donut holes is a horse? Plus, Matt has fat lumps on his leg from punching himself during football. Pat short-circuits when he finds out time is relative. Nate washes his butt quite infrequently. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Improve the Bathroom
Grab your chest crevice and join us in the cone for a new episode of LIVE! The bathroom has been around forever, and there is still area for improvement. Pat proposes a toilet that sucks waste out of you and possibly pleasures you during. Matt wants the shower to clean itself. Nate wants a digital leaderboard that tracks his pee stats. Plus, why does Nate describe himself as being “smooth as eggs?” What does Big Toilet not want you to know? Why don’t they make the whole house out of Magic Eraser? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
What Makes You Feel Young (When You Really Think About It)
Grab your croc rock and meet us on the water for a youthful episode of LIVE! What makes you feel young (when you really think about it)? Nate feels young when his mom does his laundry. Matt finds the fountain of youth every time he’s on a boat. Pat is taken back to better days when he builds a fire. Plus, what toilets freak Pat out? Who did Nate beat in a wrestling match in college? Can you legally parody a parody song back to the original song? All that and gator-loving lumberjacks on an all new LIVE!
Countries You Would Eat
Grab your tickler and join us in the Finnish Alps for an all new LIVE! What countries would you eat? Nate invents a trash can in a fridge. Matt has high cholesterol. Pat has never been to Taco Bell. Plus, how many countries could you name? Does Turkey taste like a turkey? Is Japan just diet China? Crush Russia into a pill and stick it down the fruit chute. Then listen to an all new LIVE!
What We’d Put in a Pot at the End of Our Rainbow if We Three Were Leprechauns
Grab your pot of rainbows and meet us in St. Lucia for a green episode of LIVE! Pat is back from his honeymoon and very guilt-stricken. Nate is forced to abandon his home to save his family. Matt learns the scientific name for sea cows. Plus, how is everybody sleeping? Is the brain in the foot? What happens if you kill a Leprechaun? Interest rates are very high and it all happens LIVE!
Glorbs You Sneak to Flange
Grab your alternative litter box and meet us in nonsense world for a new episode of LIVE! What are some glorbs you would sneak to flange? Pat’s cat is peeing the bed. Matt puts a sock over a can to show where he pinches. Nate’s baby is fat and that’s a good thing! Plus, could you paint the Mona Lisa with unlimited money and time? What’s more glorb: squam or trambopoline? Do mangoes make for terrible flutes? Our small is their large and it all happens LIVE!
Why Did the Boiz Get Invited to the 2022 Trivia Summit?
Grab your podcast microchip and go back to the past for an old/new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are busy so that means it’s time for a clipshow episode. Why did Jeff invite the Bung Boiz to his 2022 Trivia Summit? Was the bird in Nate’s house an actor? Why isn’t Putin banned from the Oscars? Does the Pope get loose? Plus, Matt is an evil father figure. Pat has a handlebar mustache. Machines aren’t people. All that and massive little green guys and it all happens LIVE!