Grab your Patomattic and get a treat on an all new LIVE! What are some ways you feel motivated or demotivated? Pat loves sharing spaces with friends. Matt goes to a bad Canadian watch party. The boiz catch a rock with another rock. Plus, what’s the one way you can ruin a competition for Pat? Should the Olympics be every year? Did Matt see a ghoul in his mirror? All that and Patlov’s Matt and it all happens LIVE!
Beach Bungalow Bar and Grille
Grab your rabbit croquettes and join us at John Wick Elementary for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening up their own Bar and Grille and it’s time to let you know what to expect when you walk through the door. Pat’s bar is dank and filled with creeps. Matt’s is sandy and filled with way too much light. What are the Boiz plotting to sneak on to a construction site in Rhode Island? Plus, what beverage did Pat’s doctor tell him he wasn’t allowed to keep in the house? Why does Matt technically still work at Applebee’s? How much is that pizza in the window? All that and blue sweat and it all happens LIVE!
Pitch the Next Great Musical
Grab your robot clowns and head to Broadway for an all new LIVE! Pat has seen Mamma Mia an alleged three times in a row and it’s time to use that inspiration to pitch the next great musical. How does a white, upper class, son of a President also become President? Did Monster Hands get the apartment? Will the Hobbit bard regain his singing voice in time to save Middle Earth? Plus, a nefarious character from the Boiz’s past returns in an all new bit. Matt lists his least favorite musicals and Pat goes to Broadway to become an actor or something. All that and a jack rabbit jumping off a pickup truck and it all happens LIVE!
OLICKmpics
Grab your lame cuck and tease your rumple on an all new LIVE! Lots going on this week, leaving very little room for an actual draft. Matt abandons his Biden impression. Pat starves in Sandwich, Massachusetts. Big Lou has diabetes. Plus, which of the boiz licks cars? How long is too long to wait for service at a restaurant? And who won the Music League competition? All that and the butt of the sugar cone and it all happens LIVE!
My Neighbor, The Serial Killer
Grab your ‘89 Honda Civic and grease it up in front of your neighbor’s apartment in an all new LIVE! Matt’s neighbor might be a murderer, and the Boiz are here to handle the situation. Matt befriends the killer but then spills coffee on him. Pat sets up a series of booby traps and then tries to teach him a lesson. Plus, what would you do if you walked into a room and Robin Williams was sitting there? Why won’t Pat sign up for therapy? Is Matt a squirrely little nerd boy? All that and two Inception references and it all happens LIVE!
Bungalow Court
Grab your tiny gavel and sue a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz head to court to take on each other in a grudge match for the ages, and friend of the show Lawyer Jen is here to rule on all the cases. Pat feels defamed from the time he didn’t buckle his seatbelt. Matt sues Pat over a “thank you” that he never got. Lawyer Jen sits in awe at just how long Pat and Matt have held grudges against one another. Plus, was Matt at fault for Pat’s poor cinematography? Did Matt cause emotional damage by not inviting Pat to a pizza party in 2006? And does REDACTED INDIVIDUAL have any claim to the work of the show since he left before his 300 episode contract? All that if it pleads the court and it all happens LIVE!
The Sentencing of Donald J. Trump
Grab your day’s worth of old ladies and walk them across the street on an all new LIVE! It’s time to punish Trump for his crimes, and the Boiz know just how to hold him responsible. Matt makes him fall asleep to Joe Biden’s ramblings every night. Pat forces him to go run another country. The duo take a test to determine who they should vote for in the upcoming election. Plus, did Canada have a civil war? How many non-Americans has Pat met? Join the Falcons sadness vibe on an all new LIVE!
Fortify Your Sand Castle
Grab your sea glass mosaics and head to the beach as we kick off summer on an all new LIVE! It’s time to build your dream sand castle and by build we mean fortify against your enemies OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY. By the way you are mini and living in this castle. Matt has a treacherous tidal pool surrounding his castle. Pat has a village of shrimp squam who will answer any call to arms (or tails). Plus, Matt recaps his night at a Star Wars burlesque show. Pat explains why he’s a box fan parent. And the Bung Boiz finally answer the age old question: who has eyes on their tips? It all happens LIVE!
Real Problems Facing the Ogre Community in Far, Far Away
Grab your waffles and head to Far, Far Away for an all new LIVE! The Bung Boiz discuss the real issues faced by Shrek and his friends in Far, Far Away. Why can some animals talk while other animals get eaten? Is Farquaad leading a shadow government from inside a dragon? What is the environmental impact of Shrek’s flatulence? Plus, Matt breaks down why this is Pat’s worst year of hot takes yet. Pat reads off the Music League roster. And Gatorland celebrates 75 years of magic. All that and cheese wheels cascading down a hill and it all happens LIVE!
Ums You Want to Hmm
Grab your animal milk and mow the lawn on an all new LIVE! What are some questions that eat away at you? For example, why do doves scream? Why isn’t the moon moving liquids all around? Have you dipped yourself in mud? Plus, Matt gives a Canada tax update and Pat explains why salad is a hoax. All that and spa day with Papa and it all happens LIVE!
Replace Nate with Blank
Grab your wet blanket and head to Hollyweird for a new episode of LIVE! Nate has left the show and the surviving members of the Boiz are here for the nonconsensual roast. Matt is banned from eating. Pat tries bits but it isn’t the same. Bungbot tries to replace himself with another bot. Plus, who would win in a fight: Bill Nye or Matt? How can you be the middle of two? What is Music League? All that and the Surprise Guest Gauntlet and it all happens LIVE!
The Passion of the Nate
Grab your closest friends and tell them to listen to the epic conclusion to the Quest to Slay the Licorpuss saga! In this final episode of the special nine-part miniseries, Dungeon Master Dan leads the Bung Boiz into the final battle with the biggest boss to ever live in the Bungverse. Pat rolls for eggs. Matt commands Chester the dog-eating alligator. And Nate plays the hits. If you are a fan of the Bungalow, this is an episode you do not want to miss. All that and a finale you won’t see coming on an all new LIVE!
Riddles in the Scarlett Marsh
Grab your seeds of the dead and meet us in the Scarlett Marsh for the penultimate episode of the quest to slay the Licorpuss! Not all dogs go to heaven, and they are pissed about it! In order to face the final boss, the Boiz must take down a group of all-powerful canines. Then, they must solve the toughest riddle ever conceived. Nate’s wife cooks pizza. Pat buries peanut butter. Matt continues to whistle with his butt. All that and a surface oh so red and it all happens LIVE!
Assault on Cell Croc A
Grab your Hot Tamales and breathe on some sentient ice in an all new LIVE! In order to save this world, the boiz must save the one true king. Ziplining into prison, the squad quickly dive-rolls into action and attempts a jailbreak of Chester. Nate fights Crocodile Dundee. Matt doubles in size to become Pat sized. Chester bites someone’s arm off. Plus, find out what nefarious organization has been pulling the strings all along in a surprise ending nobody will see coming! All that and some weird shower stuff and it all happens LIVE!
Fight for the Steel Sanctuary
Grab your sentient candy hearts and get some rest with an old man and a scuba diver on an all new LIVE! After narrowly surviving the trivia contest vs. Devil, the Boiz get some rest with Jacques Cousteau. But before long, they must leave their hut behind and head for the Steel Sanctuary, where more friends and foes await. Pat flash bangs everyone. Matt sticks a train whistle in his butt. Nate uses an item he was explicitly told not to use. All that and a rodent of unusual size and it all happens LIVE!
Dance with the Devil at the Candy Carnival
Grab your bath salts animatronic and join the Bung Boiz at the Candy Carnival for an all new LIVE! When the Devil backdoors us into a bonus Trivia Bee episode, Pat must fight to save Nate from being a baby forever. What year was the Tootsie Roll invented? Which color replaced the tan M&M? Who is Lemon? Plus, Nate uncovers a nefarious plot to assassinate the Forgotten King. You can’t trip up the devil and it all happens LIVE!
The Clown, The Frog, The Kiss, and The Egg
Grab your 99 blood balloons and head to Heaven on an all new LIVE! The spirits of Nate and Matt fight to regain their bodies against a conductor that is a train. Meanwhile, Pat finds himself on a celestial plane where he must interrupt a Walt Disney rally to make a deal with the Devil. Plus, will Matt kiss a chocolate? Can Nate beat a frog? Does Pat’s mom have magical tears? Them mirror say me appear and it all happens LIVE!
Caramel Cows, Enchanted Mail, Spirit Pat and Audio Alchemy
Grab your bucket of jungle juice and jump in the jacuzzi for an all new LIVE! The Bung Boiz, fresh on the heels of an epic battle with an elderly farmer, hear the sound of a train approaching on the abandoned tracks. What is this magical train? Where is it going? And will it consume their souls for fuel? Wait, what was that last question? Never mind, not important. Nate makes a light bulb. Pat jumps through a window. Matt bends spacetime. All that and hydropumping and it all happens LIVE!
Maps, Naps, Jolly and Blasty
Grab your communication stones and head towards the ranch on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are in the Bungverse and the world’s gone to candy. A chance meeting with the Exposition Machine and his merry band of tiny Nate and Matt shed little light on the crisis that has befallen this strange and grotesque land. So the Boiz must venture further into the unknown. Beatrice gets taken by the plague. Mr. Starburst goes missing. Pat punches Matt out of love. All that and lemonade and it all happens LIVE!
A Portal, A Train, A Harpoon, and A Bar
Grab your D20 and join us in Toffy Town for an adventurous new episode of LIVE! Special guest Dan Haskins takes up temporary residency in the Bungalow and leads the Boiz on a quest full of mystery and danger. Matt gets pushed into a koi pond. Nate wakes up in the Butterfingers’ bedroom. Pat rips a child’s head in half with his bare hands. Plus, what dark power is taking over this town? Why have the Boiz been brought here? Do the answers lie in the bar down the street? Takes one to cleave one and it all happens LIVE!