Grab your flying bicycle and meet us at the zoo for a LIVE draft of places you’d take an alien visitor. Fresh off their spaceship, what is the first thing you want our interstellar guest to experience? Which host will take their alien to an erotic massage parlor? Who will try and reenact scenes from old movies? Do aliens enjoy Frosties? If a fish looks up in China, does he see outer space or does he see America? Pat tries to figure out science and out-bench his alien, while Nate just wants answers to some conspiracy theories he’s been learning about on the deep web. Plus, in a shocking turn of events, we actually have poll results to reveal!