Grab your ants in mouth and join us in (redacted) for a not-LIVE new LIVE! Matt cannot record this episode and the Boiz are here to find out why. Is he lost in the wilderness? Is he in a galaxy far, far away? Is he at Readercon? Plus, are there hookers on cruise ships? How much cheese is too much cheese for Nate’s kid? Could Pat survive if he was stranded in New York City with nothing but a canoe? All that and outdated Cecil the lion references and it all happens (not)LIVE!