Grab your ugly baby kidney and meet us in the black market for a new episode featuring Clem from “Podfathers!” What elements from fictional characters can combine to create the perfect dad? Clem uses dad strength to crush the skulls of lesser dads. Nate becomes a better father every time he smears pie on his face. The Internet Gods cut Pat off right before a (probably) horrific Sean Connery/Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Matt asks about baby return policies. Plus, How is South of the Border like “Space Jam?” Find out in an all new episode of LIVE!
Wedding Gifts for a Canceled Wedding
Grab something borrowed and something blue and meet us at the alter for a LIVE draft with special guests Christy and Michelle from “The Big Wedding Planning Podcast.” The two expert wedding planners give Matt advice on his postponed wedding. What would be the perfect gifts to give to someone who had to delay or cancel their big day? Matt schedules his fantasy football draft on the original wedding date. Nate announces he's having a baby. Plus, is premium porn worth the investment? Does Nate look like a hedgehog? Why is Pat giving people books when he doesn’t know how to read? All that and more!
Create Your Own Hogwarts
Grab your broken mic and join us at Hogworld for an educational new draft! The Bungalow Boiz are creating their own schools, and you can enroll with a 20% discount using promo code DEREK69. Matt tells the gang about his first COVID test. Pat finds his grunt. Nate is one of only three professors at his university. Take a class in pun theory, or dad jokes, or sleeping your way to the top. And remember, the wizard doesn’t choose the dildo, the dildo chooses the wizard. It’s all new and it’s LIVE!
The Rarest Sounds in the World
Grab your ergonomic dumpster toilet and meet the Bung Boiz down under with Judd and Pedro from the “When Albums Collide” podcast. What are some of the rarest sounds on Earth? What is Nate cooking in his hot tub? Who is cucking Pedro? What #MattJinx nearly takes down the episode? Plus, Pat tries to explain guns to the Aussies, who haven’t invented guns yet. Judd has Oreos and beer for breakfast. Matt soaks in his own gender fluid. Continents and podcasts collide and #ItsLIVE!
Secret Branches of the Government
Grab your grapefruit popcorn and join the Space Boiz as they expose the truth about the secrets hidden from us by our own government. Julia and Erin of the “UFO Party” podcast join the gang to discuss conspiracy theories and their love for Fox Mulder. Nate hunts down time criminals. Pat lives in a satellite with a roommate dog. Matt doesn’t trust traffic lights. No one really knows for sure what is in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Plus, Helen DeHeneras is cancelled and Qanon is just Nicholas Cage trying to expose fake historical artifacts (stay woke!). The truth isn’t just out there, it’s in here! Press play if you dare. It’s LIVE!
Ice Cream Truck Substitutes
Grab your Choco Taco and follow the sound of the ice cream man (or woman…2020) as we cool down with a truck load of fun. What do you wish could be sold door-to-door, ice cream truck style? Nate waves down the lotto truck. Pat dreams up a mobile Blockbuster. Matt wants a convenient store truck to drive by so he doesn't have to go to CVS for one small thing. Plus, the Bung Boiz talk favorite ice cream truck treats, Pat tells us about Sigmund Frood, and Nate reveals which controversial shirt he keeps preserved in his closet. Hurry up and listen before it melts! It's LIVE!
First Things You'd Do as a Ghost
Grab your classic witch snack and join us in the haunted hallway for a new LIVE! with special guests Bridgette and Wyatt from “The Devil, the Witch, and My Wardrobe.” Bridgette describes her life as a Wiccan while Pat tries to understand how Keanu Reeves is haunting her from inside a DVD player. Nate’s wife is revealed to be a witch and Wyatt time travels to prevent a rival spirit from starting up a competing ghost school. Plus, find out who falls in love with the man they are haunting, who is spying on Leonardo DiCaprio in the bathroom, and who is making a fortune in Ghost Bucks. The Lady in Denim is here in an episode good enough to get kicked out of hell. It’s LIVE!
Cartoon Characters You Want to Bang
Grab your cigar clipper and meet us at the Bungalow as we celebrate our 50th episode with Jen and Carol from the podcast “Mom Swipes Left!” The Bung Boiz swipe right on controversy as the group drafts a list of cartoon characters they would sleep with, and some of the answers will shock you. Who cucked Roger Rabbit? Whose Spidey senses are tingling? Which is bigger, Lumière’s body or Gaston’s package? Plus, Pat considers joining the Priesthood to win a bet and Jen threatens to milk Robert De Niro. It’s looney, it’s tooney, and it’s LIVE!
Wishes That Weigh Under Ten Pounds
Grab your magic lamp and meet us in the wishing well for a new draft where all your dreams can come true. Tricky Genie strikes again in an episode where the Bung Boiz are wishing for anything their heart desires…as long as what they are wishing for weighs less than ten pounds. How much does world peace weigh? Does a replenishing pizza have to always have the same toppings? Are squirrels exotic pets? Plus, hear about the time Matt got a $900 speeding ticket but Pat got him a $75 discount. Nate becomes his own pet and Pat is his own worst enemy, and it’s all LIVE!
Most American Ways to Die
Grab your vat of gas station cheese dip and meet us in Daytona for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What are the most American ways to die? Choking on a hot dog? Attacked by an eagle? Amateurducer Matt explains his fear of fireworks. Pat tries to read a cookbook. Nate fights to survive being handcuffed to a lion. Plus, Matt finally picks the best man for his wedding, and then his best man picks an assistant best man. Apple pie. Baseball. Diabetes. This is 'MERICA, and it's LIVE!
Hidden Underground Worlds
Grab your Earth-sized jawbreaker and meet us underground as we dig up another draft full of laughs. What hidden worlds are buried beneath the surface of the planet? One full of candy, or one full of monsters? Pat thinks ghosts are heavy and cause volcanos. Nate hopes that the core is actually a giant disco ball. Matt believes we are being controlled by aliens who have a secret civilization beneath us. Plus, were you a Looney Tunes kid or a Muppets kid? Are any of your friends in the Illuminopoly? And which fast food chain does Big Foot frequent when he’s not stalking through the woods? It’s LIVE!
Stuff I Never Knew
Grab your stuffed wooly mammoth and get ready to break parrot law in a new episode of LIVE! This week, the Bung Boiz are exchanging fun trivia facts in honor of “Stuff I Never Knew,” a game show podcast that the gang appeared on. NateBot is here and he wants you to insert Oreos. Pat tries to explain how eyes work (and fails). Matt doesn’t think trans-fats should be banned from the military. Plus, who is the Caesar salad actually named after? Which top NFL player never played college football? And why are the Bung Boiz talking about horses again? Stuffed hair and Something from the Beach Bungalow. It’s LIVE!
Hot Stuff
Grab Sean Paul and meet us at Nate’s company work function in Chicago for a hot episode of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are drafting the best of all things hot, including hot streaks, sexy people, spicy food, and warm temps. Find out how Nate embarrassed himself at a company event last summer. Hear Matt try to navigate a situation in which he was told “underwear optional.” Listen to Pat try to convince everyone that a plantain is as much a banana as a banana is a banana. We’ve got jalapeño poppers stuffed with Frosties and extra lettuce which may or not be code for something else. What is the flash point of denim? Find out on a new episode of LIVE!
Things You Want to Blast into Space
Grab your astronaut suit and meet us at launchpad 39A for an out-of-this-world episode of LIVE! What do you wish you could launch into space? Nate uses his rocket to get rid of some inconvenient trash. Matt blasts off the Kardashians, but only so they can shoot a new season in zero G. Pat tries to suck the earth’s core out through a volcano. Plus, how do sound barriers work? Do rocks crack if they’re dropped from really high? Are instructions a book? And does SpaceX sound like Space-Sex to anyone else but Matt? Join us on "Earth and a half” for a full new episode of LIVE!
Insect Something
Grab your dried worm and join the Big Bad Bung Boiz as they do insect stuff. Matt needs to be unplugged and plugged back in again. Pat thinks “A Bee Movie” is the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has ever accomplished. Nate wants to know if insects are smaller than microbes. If you’re still confused, you should be! Are king bees real? Who is Pat’s favorite Mortal Combat character? How do fleas travel? We’ve got bugs on the brain (and hair), so everyone put your insectologist hat on and dive deep into a new episode of LIVE!
Best Ways to Randomly Gain a Million Dollars
Grab your bottlesnout dolphin and get ready to feel like a million bucks with a new episode of LIVE! If you could randomly come in to a million dollars, how would you want it to happen? Matt is hoping to be discovered, while Nate is content just hitting the lotto. Pat goes rogue and uses one of his picks to surgically alter Nate to give him a blowhole. Plus, Matt might be getting deeper and deeper into an Atlanta scratch ticket subculture. Tune in, and tell your fellow squam people to tune in, too! It’s free, it’s fun, and it’s LIVE!
Stuff You Want to Eat or Drink but Can't
Grab your raw cartoon zebra leg and MEAT us in the frozen human section for a LIVE draft of stuff you really want to eat or drink but cannot. What objects or liquids in your home would you consume, if not for the fact that doing so would probably kill you? Matt tops his ice cream with dish soap. Nate chugs antifreeze like it’s Gatorade. Pat tries to convince the gang that packing peanuts taste like crispy water (which somehow is different from ice). Plus, what happened to the dog who ate a pile of nails? Would you eat lab-created human meat? And what is it that Matt wants to eat that belongs to Nate’s wife? We’re getting serious on the couch and it is LIVE!
Appropriation of Bird Culture
Grab your parrot head and meet us in the aviary for a LIVE draft that will take the pod to new heights. Appropriation of other cultures is all the rage among white middle-class America. In honor of a bird breaking-and-entering Nate’s house, it’s time for some appropriation of bird culture! The Bung Boiz attempt to answer the hard hitting questions. Where is the line between appropriation and appreciation? Do birds have periods? Has anyone ever seen Nelly and Nelly Furtado in the same room? Plus, we’re talking bird baths for the homeless, birds dressed as Han Solo, and Pat being replaced for being problematic…with a bird. It’s bird stuff! And it’s LIVE!
Un-Retire Your Favorite Legends and Historical Figures
Grab your face mask and protective goggles and meet us on the factory floor, it’s time for another draft! Football phenom Gronk recently came out of retirement, and it got the Bung Boiz thinking: what other figures in sports, politics, or entertainment should come out of retirement? What if Steve Irwin could wrestle one more alligator? What if the mean British lady from “The Weakest Link” could berate one more person? Matt un-retires Alfred Hitchcock to shoot a porno. Pat un-retires a person and then learns that they are actually coming out of retirement. Plus, Nate gets his bagels through a pneumatic tube, has lego hair, and thinks Albert Einstein was driving around in the ‘60s. MJ is dunking on LeBron and it’s LIVE!
Worst Things to Have to Do Remotely
Grab your 100lb Spider-Man statue and meet us at the virtual zoo for a LIVE draft of remote activities. The world is doing everything remotely, from work to friendly gatherings. But what if the government told us we were only allowed to have sex remotely, or feed muffins to cows remotely? What are some other things that just are not the same over a computer? Pat tries to land a plane with only his altimater. Nate creates an OnlyFans for his bird home invasion video. Matt gets triggered by Pat’s interpretation of “remote.” Plus, what mystery is unfolding across the street from Nate’s house? It’s remote but it’s LIVE!