Grab your ugly baby kidney and meet us in the black market for a new episode featuring Clem from “Podfathers!” What elements from fictional characters can combine to create the perfect dad? Clem uses dad strength to crush the skulls of lesser dads. Nate becomes a better father every time he smears pie on his face. The Internet Gods cut Pat off right before a (probably) horrific Sean Connery/Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Matt asks about baby return policies. Plus, How is South of the Border like “Space Jam?” Find out in an all new episode of LIVE!