Grab your Blue Boob and meet us in the nearest art gallery for an all new LIVE! What are some examples of bad art and how would you improve it? Nate repaints the Sistine Chapel to be scientifically correct. Pat adds LED lights to Starry Night. Matt replaces the Statue of Liberty with Scarlett Johansson. Plus, could you defeat a mindless clone of yourself? Is it performance art if you don’t have a permit? Is Mona Lisa a dime? Why stop a soup when it all happens LIVE!
Olympic Events You Could Win if Facing Your Friends
Grab your Gorilla dick and join us at the Bunglympics for a competitive new LIVE! What events could you medal in if you were facing off against your friends? Pat thinks he could beat Nate in any event if given enough time to train. Matt picks events Pat is too scared to try, like ones that involve water or large poles. Nate lives in New Hampshire and is legally required to be good at shooting. Plus, are penises evolving to be bigger over time? Could someone compete in both summer and winter Olympics? Is your brother-in-law's brother your brother-in-law? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Best Hypothetical Movie Crossovers
Grab your Michael J. Foxasaurus Rex and meet us back to the movies for a new episode of LIVE! What film franchises do you wish had a shared universe? The Fast and Furious family form the Fellowship of the Ring. The Expendables team up to take back the Planet of the Apes. Tom Cruise dives 20,000 feet to fight a submarine that’s actually a Transformer. Plus, when are carrots done? Is Shrek just a Scottish Hulk? What did Nate kill with a single nut? All that and Mjöinir and it all happens LIVE!
Name Pat's Cat
Grab your handiCat and meet us in the Fantasy Corner for a new episode of LIVE! Pat adopted a new cat and it is time to name her (or him, don’t assume gender). If you come home and your cat is rolling a joint, is it a dawg? Is an animal’s nickname just its name? Should Pat get on his new cat’s health insurance? Plus, find out what draft the Boiz are prepared to do if they hit…30 listeners! All that and more and it happens LIVE!
Things You Would Customize with Unlimited Money
Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s making love to his sex robot? What's that movie with Mickey where he fights the broom? All those questions answered and it all happens LIVE!
101 Clones of Yourself
Grab yourself and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated! What would you do with 101 clones of yourself? Nate gets his clones caught up in an all-him pyramid scheme. Pat forms an army and then ultimately attempts to conquer himself. Matt kills his clones off one by one. Plus, what organ would win in a fight? Do you prefer Nerf or squirt guns? Do you stick your head in your pillow case when you sleep or is that just a Pat thing? Come on baby, do the twist and smash! LIVE!
Blood Heist
Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE! The Boiz are finally presenting their movie pitches for “Blood Heist.” Nate thinks he has finally found a get-rich-quick scheme that works and all he needs is 90,000 dead cows a day. Pat introduces us to a sassy ghoul named Donna and a vampire crossbow expert named Bo. Matt takes a drive down memory lane in a giant ice cream truck through a deadly hurrycane. Plus, they’ve saved the worst impression for this special 100th episode celebration and you don’t want to miss it. Time + Not Funny Stuff = Comedy and it all happens LIVE!
The Little Things
Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! This week, we are taking the time to appreciate the little things in life. The Nate York Times calls Nate’s draft pretty funny. Pat can’t get his cat to stop meowing. Matt doesn’t want kids because he’ll spend too much time tabulating their stats. Plus, is there a bop surplus? Is it better to be warmed when cool or cooled when warm? Why does Nate’s kid terrify Pat? Every sip is your first sip since your last sip. Take your first sip with us as it all happens LIVE!
Rejected Monopoly Themes
Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz go around the board and draft rejected Monopoly game themes. Nate accidentally picks a theme that actually exists. Matt has a $760,000 NFT on his laptop. Plus, do one-hit wonder bands remember the lyrics to all their other old songs? Is Presidents Monopoly just Man-opoly in disguise? And who is the Lord of Garbage? Do not pass go, do not collect $200 from the tooth fairy. But do listen because it’s all happening LIVE!
The Devil Went Down to the Bungalow
Grab your golden fiddle and meet us in debate class for a showdown for your soul! What contest could you beat the devil in to save your soul? Pat goes bowl for bowl in a cereal-eating contest. Matt goes slice for slice in a challenge vs. the devil and also his friend Jared who hasn’t called in a while. Nate dresses like a bum. Plus, does Jay-Z have trouble connecting to WiFi? Can Nate pull off being bald? Is Pat an expert at egg-based logic problems? It’s buy one get one three and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Tourist Traps to Actually Be Trapped In
Grab your Louvre dinosaur and meet us at the paleontology exhibit for an all new episode of LIVE! Which tourist traps would you never want to be trapped inside? Would anyone care about the tower of Pisa if it wasn’t leaning? Would you sleep with Mona Lisa? Could you count down from 10 for eternity? Plus, Matt is back at the gym. Nate goes to a game dinner. Pat gets attacked by a dog. We’re stuffing giant sandwiches in gun cases and it all happens LIVE!
Animal Parts You Want On Your Body
Grab your itchy chameleon and meet us in the Bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal parts would you want to add to your body? Matt turns into a walking shirt. Nate wants a shell so he can look like a Ninja Turtle. Pat is confronted by the spider in search of his stolen butt. Plus, could an octopus cure cancer? Could a sumo wrestler be an NHL goalie? Why is seeing so hard? It’s Adam and Eve, not owl and Eve, and it all happens LIVE!
New Acronyms
Grab your cheugy crisp and join us for a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to SOB (Save our Birds) as the Boiz come up with trendy new acronyms for you to use among your fellow kids. Nate gets a new job. Pat has a less-than-peaceful protest over not doing a “Blood Heist” episode. Matt milks a learning curve. Plus, what’s Jeeves up to these days, am I right? Years fly when you’re having fun and it all happens LIVE!
Universal Currency
Grab your baby bucks and meet us at Gatorpalooza for a new episode of LIVE! There are too many currencies in the world and the boiz have been tasked with converting it all to one easy to understand monetary system. For example: teeth. Plus, how far can Pat throw a turkey dog? How many songs does a new car cost? Do vampires make sense in a world where blood is money? We’re arm wrestling for goods and services and it all happens LIVE!
Alternate Weather
Grab your sentient carrot and meet us in the eye of the Hurry-Cane for a new episode of LIVE! We join the Bung Boiz in medias res as Pat tries to force the gang to be original and Nate resists at all costs. From there, the trio drafts alternatives to normal weather and things get horrific. What if hurricanes were actually time distortion fields? What if Pat’s nipples rained down on us? What if stray cats and dogs evaporated? Plus, trains are eating people for sustenance and it all happens LIVE!
Draft of Drafts
Grab your Doug and join us in New Doug for a Doug of Doug. In honor of the 2021 NFL Draft, the Bung Boiz draft other things that should be decided by a draft. Pat considers investing in a sword. Matt is anti-multiple samples at ice cream shops. Nate gets aroused by bed sheets. Plus, what time is it in Arkansas? Is Napoleon actually in heaven? Is candy a vegetable? All that and more and it all happens Doug!
Find Matt a Vice
Grab your toothpick lathe and meet us in Vice City for an all new LIVE! Matt’s coworkers don’t trust him because he doesn’t have a vice, so it’s time to give him one! Pat tries to rekindle the flame of Matt’s scratch ticket passion. Nate might be confusing vices with pranks. Matt picked a bad day to quit juice boxing. Plus, what’s the deal with Nate’s baby and grapes? Did Adam asphyxiate himself with the snake in the Garden of Eden? And why is Pat blackmailing Matt for lava cake? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Build Your Own Trial
Grab your draft egg and meet us at the Fancy One for an all new LIVE! Regular Fan Money Mike has given the Bung Boiz their most difficult topic ever, and for that he is put before the Justice Tree. Matt is mistaken for a woman. Pat self-implicates while on the witness stand. Nate gets injected with something but no one can tell him what. Plus, how big are kangaroo nipples? Is Chevy Chase the Michael Caine of dying? What is the thing? We’re not sure, but here it is! All that and honestly not much more. It’s LIVE!
Things You Wish Grew on Trees
Grab your pineapple bush and prepare to go before the Judge Tree in an all-new episode of LIVE! What do you wish grew on trees? Nate wishes babies grew on trees but Pat is concerned that tall people will get all the good ones. Matt wants clones of himself to grow on trees, and is willing to commit adultery with one. Pat is hoping he gets good yield from his wish tree, but Tricky Genie has other plans. Plus, new developments at the decoy White House, a strange Ben Carson joke, and Pat absorbs the essence of a dog. Is gardening sexual? Tune in to find out! (But yes, yes it is).
Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Blank
Grab your dogroids and bulk up for an epic new episode of LIVE! Godzilla vs. Kong has arrived, and the only thing that could make this fight more memorable is if the monsters were also fighting….fill in the blank! Pat pours hazardous waste in Chester’s swamp until he’s super-sized. Clifford is skewered on the Empire State Building. Kong confronts a hard truth about his dental hygiene. Plus, is Kong cheating with his giant monkey hammer? Is Biden operating out of a fake White House near Matt’s office? Is a hole a door? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!