Grab your Buffalo sauce-infused chicken blood and meet your drunkle for a new episode of LIVE! It’s our favorite holiday of the year and the Bung Boiz are pulling out all the stops. Special guest Dracula joins the Bungalow to discuss good soup, Abe Lincoln’s credit card debt, and more. Plus, Would Matt eat Pat's child for immortality? What's a serum? What's the scariest egg? Boiz be brewin’ and it all happens LIVE!
Emojis You Want to Bang
Grab your juicy peach and meet us in the special breastfeeding section of your workplace for a new LIVE! What emoji do you want to bone? Matt gets intimidated by a fan. Nate tells a verbal TikTok. Pat puts some hair on a trigger. Plus, are smiley emojis gendered? How old are the emojis? Why is Nate drinking beer out of a giant boob? Buddhist, Nirvana, Buddhist, Nirvana. And it all happens LIVE!
Squid Games From the Beach Bungalow
Grab your frozen celery and join us on the big shelf for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What childhood games would you choose to play if losing meant you were killed? Matt has never heard of Four Square because he went to a rich kid school. Pat is in a fight over the temperature of his fridge. Nate likes to hide. Plus, should the next Bond be a woman? What childhood memory did Matt suppress? Did Pat ever learn how to draw lines between dots in high school? All that and more on an all new LIVE!
Crisps
Grab your fish and crisps and meet us in London for a crunchy new episode of LIVE! What are your favorite crisps? Matt is excited for the crisp autumn air. Nate uses his crisper drawer for cheese. Pat isn’t allowed to talk about cereal but he does anyway. Plus, hear the story about Nate’s $1,000 Oreo. Listen to multiple vending machine jokes. Marvel at Matt’s Elvis impression. And so much more. Fresh air, green trees, and LIIIIVE.
Cast Yourself in the New Mario Movie
Grab your red shells and join us in Marioland for a new episode of LIVE! The casting for the new Mario movie is out and the boiz are casting themselves in their own version of the video game adaptation. Pat really doesn’t like Chris Pratt. Matt really doesn’t like the Rock. Nate really doesn’t like that he’s being compared to Wario. Plus, do the Japanese hate turtles? Are there turtles in space? Is Matt a red turtle or a green turtle? All your turtle questions will be answered and it all happens LIVE!
Misnomers
Grab your good soup and meet us in the marinara trench for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that are incorrectly named, and how can you fix them? Are humans fish? What came first, orange or orange? What’s a closet? Plus, it’s soup season and the boiz are talking favorites and least favorites. Reality is called in to question. Killer elves, blowchores, and reverse holes. Go to sleep, bozos! It’s LIVE!
Things Women Do On the Internet
Grab your moist Megan Fox and join us on Shutter Ireland for a trendy new episode of LIVE! What are some (definitely not annoying) things that women do online? Matt has never posted a selfie. Nate made friends on his honeymoon. Pat is on the hunt for fall cereals. Plus, what is the male equivalent of an engagement ring pic? If you can’t bet on Kyle Pitts are you really in paradise? Feet? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Best Ways to Promote a Podcast
Grab your BOOST and promote on Reality Records! What are some of the best ways to advertise a podcast? The Bung Boiz are here to tell you. From guerrilla marketing to gator marketing to bug marketing, we’ve got all your animal marketing ideas covered. Plus, how good does breast milk taste? How much oxygen is too much oxygen? Could the Bungalow afford a Super Bowl commercial? Firemen: “If there’s a fire, please call us.” It all happens LIVE!
Artifacts You Want to Own
Grab your granodiorite and meet us in the loo for a heavy Salvador episode of LIVE! What are some artifacts you would want for your personal collection? Pat and Nate collect movie props. Matt tries to profit off Jesus, but won’t give Jeffrey Beebos a taste. plus, could Pat fit a T-Rex in a pyramid? Is the alphabet just word ingredients? Is a car an artifact? It’s island time and it all happens LIVE!
New Wedding Traditions
Grab your ravioli-izer and hit it for your seating assignment at Matt’s wedding! That’s right, Producer Matt’s big day is just 48 hours away and it’s time to come up with some new traditions for weddings everywhere. Matt brings a spirit owl to his ceremony. Pat fights his father-in-law to the death. Nate turns the reception into a talent show. Plus, does Matt have brain fog? Did Pat actually crash Nate’s first dance? Is Pat a rich chocolate cake or a bad pizza? Find out on an all new episode of LIVE!
2021 Logic Bee
Grab your thinking caps and join us on the Kobayashi Maru for the ultimate no-win scenario: a Logic Bee against the most illogical person ever born. It’s Producer Matt vs. Pat in a test of mental strength. Who can outwit, outplay, and outanswer egg questions? If Mt. Everest exists, is it tall? Who is Ian and what is his story? Soup, on this podcast? Soup? All that and other hard-hitting questions on an all new LIVE!
Bad Art (And How to Fix It)
Grab your Blue Boob and meet us in the nearest art gallery for an all new LIVE! What are some examples of bad art and how would you improve it? Nate repaints the Sistine Chapel to be scientifically correct. Pat adds LED lights to Starry Night. Matt replaces the Statue of Liberty with Scarlett Johansson. Plus, could you defeat a mindless clone of yourself? Is it performance art if you don’t have a permit? Is Mona Lisa a dime? Why stop a soup when it all happens LIVE!
Olympic Events You Could Win if Facing Your Friends
Grab your Gorilla dick and join us at the Bunglympics for a competitive new LIVE! What events could you medal in if you were facing off against your friends? Pat thinks he could beat Nate in any event if given enough time to train. Matt picks events Pat is too scared to try, like ones that involve water or large poles. Nate lives in New Hampshire and is legally required to be good at shooting. Plus, are penises evolving to be bigger over time? Could someone compete in both summer and winter Olympics? Is your brother-in-law's brother your brother-in-law? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Best Hypothetical Movie Crossovers
Grab your Michael J. Foxasaurus Rex and meet us back to the movies for a new episode of LIVE! What film franchises do you wish had a shared universe? The Fast and Furious family form the Fellowship of the Ring. The Expendables team up to take back the Planet of the Apes. Tom Cruise dives 20,000 feet to fight a submarine that’s actually a Transformer. Plus, when are carrots done? Is Shrek just a Scottish Hulk? What did Nate kill with a single nut? All that and Mjöinir and it all happens LIVE!
Name Pat's Cat
Grab your handiCat and meet us in the Fantasy Corner for a new episode of LIVE! Pat adopted a new cat and it is time to name her (or him, don’t assume gender). If you come home and your cat is rolling a joint, is it a dawg? Is an animal’s nickname just its name? Should Pat get on his new cat’s health insurance? Plus, find out what draft the Boiz are prepared to do if they hit…30 listeners! All that and more and it happens LIVE!
Things You Would Customize with Unlimited Money
Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s making love to his sex robot? What's that movie with Mickey where he fights the broom? All those questions answered and it all happens LIVE!
101 Clones of Yourself
Grab yourself and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated! What would you do with 101 clones of yourself? Nate gets his clones caught up in an all-him pyramid scheme. Pat forms an army and then ultimately attempts to conquer himself. Matt kills his clones off one by one. Plus, what organ would win in a fight? Do you prefer Nerf or squirt guns? Do you stick your head in your pillow case when you sleep or is that just a Pat thing? Come on baby, do the twist and smash! LIVE!
Blood Heist
Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE! The Boiz are finally presenting their movie pitches for “Blood Heist.” Nate thinks he has finally found a get-rich-quick scheme that works and all he needs is 90,000 dead cows a day. Pat introduces us to a sassy ghoul named Donna and a vampire crossbow expert named Bo. Matt takes a drive down memory lane in a giant ice cream truck through a deadly hurrycane. Plus, they’ve saved the worst impression for this special 100th episode celebration and you don’t want to miss it. Time + Not Funny Stuff = Comedy and it all happens LIVE!
The Little Things
Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! This week, we are taking the time to appreciate the little things in life. The Nate York Times calls Nate’s draft pretty funny. Pat can’t get his cat to stop meowing. Matt doesn’t want kids because he’ll spend too much time tabulating their stats. Plus, is there a bop surplus? Is it better to be warmed when cool or cooled when warm? Why does Nate’s kid terrify Pat? Every sip is your first sip since your last sip. Take your first sip with us as it all happens LIVE!
Rejected Monopoly Themes
Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz go around the board and draft rejected Monopoly game themes. Nate accidentally picks a theme that actually exists. Matt has a $760,000 NFT on his laptop. Plus, do one-hit wonder bands remember the lyrics to all their other old songs? Is Presidents Monopoly just Man-opoly in disguise? And who is the Lord of Garbage? Do not pass go, do not collect $200 from the tooth fairy. But do listen because it’s all happening LIVE!