Grab your camo shorts and meet us on the front lines for a new episode of LIVE! The boys are talking about things they respect. Matt gets rear-ended by a lizard person. Nate steals valor. Pat reacts to the new Mario trailer. Plus, did Jesus have two dads? How many people can fit in an elevator? What’s the name of that Rodney Dangerfield movie where he’s a dog? Hate the player and respect the game and listen to it all LIVE!
Drinks You Want to Bang
Grab your blob and join the boiz in the eye of the storm for a new episode of LIVE! What drinks do you want to bone? Nate gets rag-dolled by a lager. Pat likes his water dumb thicc. Matt lays down towels for his bloody Marys. Plus, how would you prepare for a hurricane? Is frosting a drink? How do you get rid of a Beetlejuice? If you’re reading or you’re watching or you’re listening to this then it all happens LIVE!
Things That Would Have Gone Differently If You Had Been There
Grab your Brazilian balls and join us at Ford’s Theater for a history-altering episode of LIVE! What are some events throughout time that would have gone differently if you had been there? Pat leaves no chads behind. Matt preserves the library at Mattexandria. Nate re-gifts the Trojan Horse. Plus, is the moon infested with feral aliens? Would Nate cheat on Hillary Clinton with a sandwich who had the personality of his wife? Would Pat win the Olympics in the 1800s? Mark Wahlberg is inventing time machines and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Places or Events to Record a Podcast
Grab your slice of Phil’s birthday cake and meet us at the undisclosed location of Pat’s wedding for a LIVE draft mid-ceremony. It’s Pat’s big day so the Boiz are reporting on location and all the stars are out. There’s Doug Pitt. And look, here comes Dracula! After the cake is eaten by the kids and the kids are eaten by a bear, the Boiz treat the crowd to a draft of the worst places/events to record a pod. Why were there so many peacocks in Normandy on D-Day? Would the show have more listeners on the Titanic or now? Plus, Nate brings weird energy and Matt asks about birthing scents. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Excuses to Skip Pat's Wedding
Grab your ocean lime and squeeze it in Pat’s mouth on an all-new Patisode of LIVE! We’re a week away from the wedding, so the Bung Boiz are lighting up a pack of Pat and coming up with the best excuses to skip his big day. Is Pat pro or con bear attack mid-ceremony? If Nate worked out for a whole summer, would he have gotten invited? Why did Matt yell at everybody during the bachelor party? Plus, the boiz all pitch their ideas for “Jaws 2.” Pat talks about his aversion to almond milk. And Nate reveals that he canceled a date with Matt’s dad. Disgust meets innovation and it all happens LIVE!
Hot Takes for the 2022 NFL Season
Grab your scorching hot takes and meet us at the comedy landfill for a new episode of LIVE! The 2022 NFL season is upon us and it is time for the Boiz to take a stab at some predictions for the new year. Nate thinks Kim Kardashian is going to start dating one of his favorite players. Pat has a chalkboard in his soul. Matt thinks he won’t be stressed but nobody believes him. Plus, what does it mean to rest your eyes? Would you rather be a clone or a Jets fan? Are you meeping at me? All that and a vending machine update and it all happens LIVE!
LIVE! From the Bungverse of Madness
Grab your two guys/half faces and join us at an undisclosed location for an all new episode of LIVE! Producer Matt, I don’t feel so good…Something is wrong with the randomizer and not even you sexy, horny listeners can save the multiverse. Nick gets an upper-stomach tan. Costa uncovers a Gatorland conspiracy to breed dinosaurs. Zach tries to make “A-quats” happen. Plus, does Nate Ford have the range to play Madea? Is Matt more like Gollum or Woody Allen? Can you name an Amy Schumer movie? We’re in people’s ears, coming in them and around them, and it all happens LIVE!
Three
Grab your next two bad jokes and join us at the Gatorland Spooktacular for our three-year anniversary celebration! Somehow, the boiz have been doing this for three whole years, and they only sound a little bit burned out. Nate does advanced analytics to show that three is more than two. Pat announces he is having a child within the next 140 weeks. Matt gets confused when Star Trek and threesomes collide. Plus, how many times has the show been streamed? What are the top ten countries that have tuned in to the pod? Can the hosts name picks from previous episodes? You want bits, we got bits. And it all happens LIVE!
Worst Surprise Vacations
Grab your astronaut suit and head to Music Midtown for Pat’s bald awakening. What are some of the worst places you could be taken on a surprise vacation? Pat doesn’t want to fly anywhere too far due to blood clots. Nate blows off a booze cruise. Matt is forced to find his manhood in the middle of nowhere with his stepfather-in-law. Plus, which host has never been to a Chuck E. Cheese? What would you wear to the Bungverse? Is there a bear small enough to be cute instead of terrifying? We’re back at the murder place and it all happens LIVE!
Replace the Choco Taco
Grab your spice cream and join us for a new episode of LIVE! Klondike is ending the Choco Taco due to making too much money, so the boiz are drafting new treats for the ice cream truck. Pat really wants to eat an ice cream disk. Nate concocts a sponge with an ice cream log. Matt is off social media. Plus, what is the natural evolution of the taco? If Mexican food was Pokémon, what would each dish be? Is cinnamon spicy? I think that you should think that it should be real pasta…and it all happens LIVE!
Worst Unexpected Things to Happen to a Fish
Grab your scrum and meet us where the fresh water meets the salt water for a fishy new episode of LIVE! What are the most unexpected things that can happen to a fish? Pat is angry and doesn’t know why. Nate doesn’t care what dogs have to say. Matt would rather fly than have a billion dollars. Plus, what’s wrong with the swans in the Yellowstone? What is a penguin doing on Nate’s desk? How is migrating south like craving tacos? Feed me your blind, your poor. You’re a fish, I’m a fish, we’re all fish. And it all happens LIVE!
Things You Wish You Had in Your House
Grab your Nateuccino and join Al Pacino in the Bungalow for a new LIVE(ucchino)! What do you wish you had in your house? Matt reconstitutes his own feces molecules for dinner. Nate puts a knickknack shelf in his pool room. Pat gets a vending machine installed next to his front door. One of the three things you just read is actually true. Plus, where exactly is Niagara Falls? How many turtles are being eaten out there, human and gator combined? And is a cook a chef? Pull the Nate bust to get to the secret grotto and roast your beans on an all new LIVE!
Emojis You Want in a Fight
Grab your beep boop stuff and get charged by lightning on an all new LIVE! If you were going into a Battle Royale, what Emojis would you want on your side? Nate gets tricked into a contract with the devil. Pat gives a wedding update. Matt is framed for murder by a genie. Plus, is an android a robot? Is a witch a wizard or a warlock? Is science impervious to magic? It’s Gandalf the Grey (or White, don’t assume color) and he’s here to do it LIVE!
Ways to Save Baseball
Grab your Sod Poodles and fly to Honolulu for an all new LIVE! Baseball is dying but the Boiz are here to rescue it. Was baseball better with steroids? Should MLB employ sex workers? Does anybody have a better save percentage than Jesus? Plus, indulge in an embarrassment of mini-games, like “Name a Hockey Player,” “Is This a Real Baseball Team?” and the classic “Is this Nate’s Aha Pick?” Bases are points and bats have spikes and it all happens LIVE!
Beat the Heat
Grab your Winnie at the turn and play Nate Bingo with only one square on an all new LIVE! It’s the dawg days of Summer, so what are some ways to #BeatTheHeat? Nate hates the feeling of wet cloth in his mouth. Pat sells bottled hose water. Matt makes a questionable Amber Heard joke. Plus, has science ever tried flipping the ozone on its other side? Where does the ice cream sandwich rank among sandwiches? And how is global warming like boiling a hot dog? We’re migrating to Artica and it all happens LIVE!
Alternative Shoes
Grab your magnetic COVID onions and sleep with your socks on in an all new LIVE! What are some alternative shoes, and what exactly does that mean? Who has been snoffin’? Who wears socks with sandals? Have you ever read glue? Plus, you should see how many vats Leonardo DiCaprio has in his closet. Nate gets mad because someone sneaks in feet. And Kevin spills chili. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Least Important Holidays
Grab your useless ass pig and watch out for predatory birds on an all new LIVE! What are some meaningless holidays? Oklahoma celebrates Oklahoma Day. China celebrates a new year on a calendar that doesn’t exist. Rhode Island is the only state that celebrates Victory Over Japan Day. Plus, could Nate resist hut dogs at a baseball game? Is Easter a dessert holiday? Will a squirrel see its own shadow? And how bad has Matt’s word game addiction gotten? It’s time to celebrate Flag Day on an all new LIVE!
New Jurassic World Attractions
Grab your hut dog and meet us at the Carnivore Cave for a prehistoric episode of LIVE! Attendance is down at Jurassic World and the boiz are here to help drum up business. Pat has a huge reveal. Matt spares no expense. The podcast has its very first boom bow. Plus, is Nate scared of giraffes, bro? How many hot dogs is too many hot dogs? Would you gamble on weekly dinosaur fight nights? We’re talking megalodon measurements, baby, and it all happens LIVE!
Socks
Grab your Twinkie burgers and un-velcro your socks on an all new LIVE! What are some socks? The Boiz will tell you! Is it weird to sleep in socks? How did the change dish end up in the pillow? What one sense would you keep? Plus, Matt is rocking but nobody is socking. Nate alludes meanly about Pat. Pat gets triggered about dumb animals on Bluey. Sock means give and we are socking you an all new LIVE!
Miscellaneous Animalpox
Grab your nonfunctional man nipples and milk them for laughs as the boiz get infected on an all new LIVE! Matt saves the world by reverse-jinxing Monkeypox with his crippling fear. Pat steals from a tiny home. Nate does a nasty Nate. Plus, you guys ever get sick stink? Slime: pores or holes? Can you control your suction cups? Fever, chills, lethargic, and it all happens LIVE!