Grab your bucket of jungle juice and jump in the jacuzzi for an all new LIVE! The Bung Boiz, fresh on the heels of an epic battle with an elderly farmer, hear the sound of a train approaching on the abandoned tracks. What is this magical train? Where is it going? And will it consume their souls for fuel? Wait, what was that last question? Never mind, not important. Nate makes a light bulb. Pat jumps through a window. Matt bends spacetime. All that and hydropumping and it all happens LIVE!
Maps, Naps, Jolly and Blasty
Grab your communication stones and head towards the ranch on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are in the Bungverse and the world’s gone to candy. A chance meeting with the Exposition Machine and his merry band of tiny Nate and Matt shed little light on the crisis that has befallen this strange and grotesque land. So the Boiz must venture further into the unknown. Beatrice gets taken by the plague. Mr. Starburst goes missing. Pat punches Matt out of love. All that and lemonade and it all happens LIVE!
A Portal, A Train, A Harpoon, and A Bar
Grab your D20 and join us in Toffy Town for an adventurous new episode of LIVE! Special guest Dan Haskins takes up temporary residency in the Bungalow and leads the Boiz on a quest full of mystery and danger. Matt gets pushed into a koi pond. Nate wakes up in the Butterfingers’ bedroom. Pat rips a child’s head in half with his bare hands. Plus, what dark power is taking over this town? Why have the Boiz been brought here? Do the answers lie in the bar down the street? Takes one to cleave one and it all happens LIVE!
Monetize Pat's Baby
Grab your pre-workout for babies and join us in Nate’s door nest for an all new LIVE! What are some ways Pat can turn his baby for profit? Matt launches a line of diapers with his face on it. Nate explains why his kid is an egg man. Pat becomes a tooth fairy for hire. Plus, what is so important about June 5th, 2005? Would you rent-a-baby for a meet-cute scheme? Is inclusivity just a coded word to mean ugly people can do things? All that and a flux capacitor and it all happens LIVE!
Fictional Non-Dracula Characters Whose Diary You Want to Read
Grab your Helen Keller nickel and spend it on a new episode of LIVE! Who are some characters whose secret diaries you most want to read? Not Dracula! Nate wants Garfield’s secret lasagna recipe. Matt wants to know what Gandalf is all about. Pat is looking to make his own Frankenstein Monster. Plus, is Amelia Airpod alive and fighting vamps? What was Vin Diesel doing at dinner with Michael Caine? Hut, hut, what’s your name again? All that and Stan Blitzer getting choked out and it all happens LIVE!
Best Nest Materials
Grab your drums and slather them in human wax on an all new LIVE! Best nest materials, what do you think? Nate can’t remember if his wreath bird had eggs. Pat goes house hunting. Matt builds a rat king of puppies. Plus, do you guys smell termites? Are clouds gas? Would you rather sleep on a waffle or a pancake? All that and Producer Skunk and it all happens LIVE!
Things You Can Fit One of in Your Mouth, But Shouldn't
Grab your needle and stick it in Nate’s eye on an all new LIVE! What are things you can fit in your mouth one of? Pat is worried most about a snake peeing in his mouth. Matt is choking on a jaw breaker. Nate worries about raw dogging a wiener. Plus, would you rather gnaw through a human wrist or chew a live chick? What is Nate’s darkest fear? How long we keeping this bulb in our mouth? All that and Birthdapalooza and it all happens LIVE!
Just Best, Best I Ever Had, To Be or To Get
Grab your bowling ball and join Captain Blackhole for an all new LIVE! If you could have the best ever of anything, what would you pick? Pat likes himself an orange. Nate’s Alexa talks chimps. Matt devises a tax scheme but it involves tr*vel. Plus, who is a better golfer: Joe Biden or King Jom Oom? Which one of the Bung Boiz does prosthetic makeup? Japanese House or Japanese Breakfast? Big Hog eats hand pies and it all happens LIVE!
Essentials for Life
Grab your NOW! That’s What I Call Music Vol. 2 CD and Hit Me Baby One More Time on an all new LIVE! Other than air, water, food, and shelter, what are twelve essentials for life? Matt thinks we all need treats. Pat wants everyone to open themselves to love. Nate thinks you can’t get anywhere in life without a dangerous addiction. Plus, has Pat had his kid yet or what? Is the Yoda “May the Luck Be With You” shirt real or made up? Can you have adversity if you’re rich? The Boiz use their brain power to shut off other people’s brains and it all happens LIVE!
Things Natural Selection Should Have Fixed by Now
Grab your night vision goggles and head to Deadpool.Jizz for an all new LIVE! The Boiz fight through post-football depression and are talking evolution. Do water and milk feel different? Would you rather bang someone with hair or without? You guys ever steal gas? Plus, Matt’s not that into Scooby Doo. Nate gets tricked into being tracked. Pat thinks he is a more evolved human. Dip your frog in a Diet Coke bucket and listen to an all new LIVE!
Get Taylor Swift to the Super Bowl
Grab your two Usher nipples and go supersonic in the tube on an all new LIVE! The Big Game is here and the boiz are trendier than ever with a Taylor Swift-themed Super Bowl episode! How can we get Taylor Swift to the game in time for kickoff? Is Taylor a plant for the libs? Are there two Swifts? Is Andy Reid her real lover? Plus, Nate gives the Lombardi to the loser. Matt goes bald and grows a beard. Pat takes mental reps during breaks. All that and the sky tunnel and it all happens LIVE!
Things We Do That Would Make Jeff Bezos Recoil in Disgust
Grab your monogamous friends and meet us on the 8th floor for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that we do that would be sickening to one of the richest people in the world? What is Jeff Bezos’s algorithm? What does Jeff make for dinner if he gives his chef the night off? Is Jeff an alpha or a beta? Plus, Matt doesn’t know the cost of baby wipes. Pat talks to 150 people a day. Nate almost has sex with strangers. Throw your outfit in the clothing shred bin and listen to an all new LIVE!
Scales of Justice
Grab your scales of Cory and meet us in the crime-infested streets of NYC for a noir episode of LIVE! Nate is wearing a fedora, which can only mean one thing: it’s time for the table read of Pat’s 21-day screenplay “Scales of Justice.” The Bung Boiz are joined by the Bizarro Bungverse Boiz, Superfan Flippo, and Matt’s Dad. Together, this cast of characters will tackle the dirty world of Clark and Scales, a misfit pair of detectives who must navigate corruption, discrimination against alligators, and their own dark pasts. Any reject sent from Poughkeepsie knows two things: 1.) it’s not about enjoying the food, I taste my food, savor it. And 2.) You can’t miss an all new LIVE!
Life Hall of Fame
Grab your golden King Tut chin and join us in the hall for a new episode of LIVE! Who has done enough in their LIVEs to punch their ticket to the Life Hall of Fame? Nate wants birthdays to always be on Saturdays. Matt thought he hallucinated The Dark Crystal. Pat doesn’t love Egypt but he loves the cinematic idea of Egypt. Plus, is race breed? Can you be good at your job for 84 years? Is drawing on a Denny’s menu the same as doing gymnastics? Harriet Tubman did the thing and it all happens LIVE!
Ways to Stop Pat's Baby from Taking Over the World
Grab your child and dangle her over the edge of the gator pit like Michael Jackson in an all new LIVE! Pat’s baby is days away, and it is time to start planning to stop her from becoming our overlord. Pat pitches his screenplay. Matt reveals the fate of the 2023 Bung Boi fantasy season. Nate is doughy. Plus, when will there be a female head coach in the NFL? Are babies giant chickens? You guys ice chewers? All that and Swiss chocolate and it all happens LIVE!
Animals You Would Bang
Grab your sea cucumber and toss its salad in an all new LIVE! Animals…hot? Matt thinks the day should change at noon instead of midnight. Nate doesn’t have clocks about. Pat sticks a spider monkey tail down his throat. Plus, what parts of a sheep would you want your kid to have? Can you do missionary with a bird? If whales invented pants would their privates still be able to retract into their bodies? All that and so much more in this all new (SATIRICAL, COMEDIC, NOT AT ALL SERIOUS, EVERYBODY RELAX) podcast.
Four Before Forty
Grab your cough drops and join us in Tunisia for a new episode of LIVE! What are four goals you have before turning forty (if you haven’t already)? Nate constantly searches for ways to make his life worse. Matt is vacationing in the Swiss Alps. Pat has a treasure map on his phone in the event of his untimely death. Plus, are cheetahs faster than their max speed when traveling downhill? Is Hannibal Asian? What if Napoleon was a sneaky Alien movie? Morton Nerdbomber offers Matt a gig and it all happens LIVE!
What the Grinch Wants for Christmas
Grab your socks and box and rocks and join the, the, the, the BUNG BOIZ for a holiday episode of LIVE! What does the Grinch want for Christmas? Nate confesses his hatred of Dr. Seuss. Pat researches the September 2003 issue of People magazine. The Boiz guess which Christmas songs are public domain. Plus, are the Whos a post-clothing society? Would the Grinch be miserable at the beach? Why do they put the grapes on the right side of the aisle? All that and Bemberbitch Cumblesnatch and it all happens LIVE!
Secret Double Uses
Grab your paperclips and stick them under your nails to scrape clean an all new LIVE! What are some secret double uses of every day things? Pat is scared of mushrooms. Nate works out during commercial breaks. Matt lacks the confidence to wear a speedo. Plus, can you curl a baby? Ever throw a playing card through a banana? If you went to a nude beach, would you ogle? All that and ear stuff and it all happens LIVE!
Origin Stories
Grab your cat o’ nine tails and whip yourself up a new episode of LIVE! What are some origins, huh? Would you wear a condom that could detect STDs during intercourse? Would an owl take a bullet for me? Does Nate know when he cums? Plus, a parade is happening and it is happening fast. Jack Black takes on the Balrog. Joey Chestnut starts eating people. All that and Faithless Hill and it all happens LIVE!