Grab your wooden spoon and gnaw on it throughout an all new LIVE! What are the worst things about your job? Wow, how relatable! Matt gives an update on his life in Canada. Nate wakes up to elves feeding him mint leaves. Pat doesn’t work a nanosecond beyond the end of his shift. Plus, should retail stores get more creative with their uniforms? Are you an anywhere sleeper? If a company is closing, is it okay to steal from them? All that and a bunch of head butting and it all happens LIVE!
Colored Days
Grab your bluetooth nipple and plug in to an all episode of LIVE! It’s Black Friday, so what are some other days that should have a color theme? Pat is Jesus. Nate is the giving tree. Matt is sneaking balms. Plus, orange you glad it’s summer? Do commercials get better as they age? How much would you get done if every day was four days long? All that and a Thanksgiving themed game and it all happens LIVE!
What it Would Take for You to Eat Human
Grab your sea anemone and join Silverback Joe Mac for a delectable new LIVE! You love when we talk food, so let’s talk the most prized dish of all: human! What would it take for you to have a bite? Pat would take his human as a pill. Nate would turn cannibal if he knew he wouldn’t get caught. Matt would chow down if he never had to pay for anything ever again. Plus, how many Matts is one The Rock? Would you eat an entire nursing home if it meant you gained all their strength? Have you ever seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and then cut the rabbit open to reveal well-prepared escargot? All that and sausage week and it all happens LIVE!
Things That Should be Easy but Aren't
Grab your wet noodles and join us on the banana tree island for an all new LIVE! What are some every day tasks that should be easy but aren’t? Nate builds up a high bagel tolerance. Pat doesn’t own a pasta strainer. Matt has never shaved his privates. Plus, how many SousVides are in a McDonalds? Where do you stand on gingerbread? Where does the ball end and the leg begin? All that and Cheap One protein bars under a bridge and it all happens LIVE!
Non-Alcoholic Hangovers
Grab your ski mask with no eye holes and join the Boiz in NovemBURR for a new episode of LIVE! Life is full of hangovers…what are some!? Nate gets the meat sweats. Pat suffers from social interaction hangovers. Matt needed to recover after “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Plus, could you lay on lizards without crushing them? How old does Usain Bolt have to be for present day you to beat him in a race? Should towns dictate when and where Halloween takes place? All that and Pat’s Spooktacular party recap and it all happens LIVE!
"Saw" Traps
Grab your microbe tube and reach in for a scare in an all new scary edition of DEAD! It’s time for the annual Halloween episode, and this season the boiz create traps for each other inspired by the “Saw” franchise (though it is not clear any of them have ever seen the movies). Could Nate eat himself? Can a 15 foot tall person be good at football? How many times do you wash your hands? Plus, Pat hosts a Spooktacular. Dracula does riddles. Matt refuses to dress up. All that and spikes up the butt and it all happens LIVE!
Who is in Heaven That Everybody Thinks is in Hell
Grab your Bloody Mary and join the 777th Airborne Division in Hell for a dead new episode of LIVE! How many waves of five geese could you survive? Would you rather burn for eternity or be stuck in a waiting room? Was Thanos a God-fearing Christian? Plus, Nate’s kid is faking an injury. Matt almost got beaten up because he got mad at someone who didn’t hold the door. Pat comes up with erotic Universal Monster characters. All that and holographic Star Trek orgies and it all happens LIVE!
Best Autumn Activities
Grab your honey cinnamon-rimmed pumpkin spice beer glass and join Beetle Boss at the orchard for a relaxing new LIVE! Throw open the window and let the cool fall breeze blow through your hair as you think about your favorite fall activities. Apple picking, corn mazes, evening walks with the family. It’s the perfect time of year. Pat is scared of what he would do to a bear. Matt is over-treating himself. Nate bake good. Plus, why can’t Pat’s mom find good lobster bisque? Are you a donut dipper? Who is Black Suit Man? All that and soup and it all happens LIVE!
What is Killing All the Whales?
Grab your TNT and join us in the fist section for an all new LIVE! What is with all the beached whales, AMIRIGHT? Pat thinks the liberal agenda is keeping whale education out of our schools. Matt thinks the whales are trying to get to a Spirit Halloween. Nate has an upNate on his pet fish. Plus, is there something everywhere? Is a walrus a ball sack? Would you eat locally sourced human? All that and global cooling and it all happens LIVE!
The New Twelve Labors of Hercules
Grab your free language sample and meet us in Troy for an all new LIVE! What are some impossible tasks that would be among your twelve labors? Matt can’t escape the pre-contemplation phase of working out. Nate is fluent in dyslexia. Pat has nipples on his head. Plus, is praying cheating? Why can’t Nate express himself? Who would win in a twelvecathalon? How do you spell gueruntee? All that and overcooked chicken and it all happens LIVE!
Statues That Should Be Erected
Grab your rotted fish and head to Chubbtown for a new episode of LIVE! What are some statues that should be erected? Pat wants to bring back Ronald McDonald. Matt puts a Draco Malfoy statue in Savannah, Georgia. Nate’s cup runneth over with toilets. Plus, how often do you change your bath towel? What happens when you eat pancakes every day? Does being big and purple make you the fun one? All that and grape tummy and it all happens LIVE!
Parts of Your Past You'd Change
Grab your loooong shorts and meet us at soccer camp for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back and they are ready to amend their past. Matt was the baggiest baggy clothes kid. Nate sported a chin strap because he couldn’t grow a beard. Pat goes back in time to kill Fat Pat. Plus, why is everybody grumpy? Did Ridley Scott wear the same sweatshirt every day in 8th grade? Do Nate and Pat have dad faces? All that and diminishing returns on being funny and it all happens LIVE!
The Jimmy Buffett Clip Show Tribute Hour
Grab your long lost shaker of salt and waste away in Margaritaville for an all new LIVE! We’re mourning the loss of Jimmy Buffett and for just this week none of us are Bungheadz: we are all Parrotheads. Nate has his wallet stolen. Hilary Duff and Confucius have the same birthday. The Bungalow is low on RAM. Plus, who is the guy that Pat hates? What did Obama say in his fan letter to the Boiz? Why is Nate eating his problems? All that and a David Akers reference and it all happens LIVE!
Vin Diesel Diagram: Tokyo Drift
Grab your beeps and harpsichords and meet us at Southwick’s Zoo for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re using diagrams to do some comparing and contrasting. Which host calls their wife Big Booty? Who is not a member of the Finer Things Club? Have you heard about sexy men? Plus, Matt wants stat bars above people’s cars to gauge how long they’ve been stuck in traffic. Pat wants to train his kid to ask how much Jared from High School makes annually. Nate ruined Nyheim Hines by believing in him. All that and Fly-O and it all happens LIVE!
2023 Body Bee
Grab your potent toe-ables and join us in the circulatory system for a new episode of LIVE! It’s that time of year again: Pat vs. Nate in a trivia showdown. Nate’s extensive elephant knowledge goes up against Pat and his fear of numbers. Matt hosts the competition and comes prepared with applicable categories such as “patriotism,” “death,” and “geography.” Plus, does getting a doctor pregnant make you a doctor? Does Malta exist? What is the gestation period of a wombat? All that and tongue rolling and it all happens LIVE!
Your Worst Day
Grab your infinity meatloaf and head to the hole in the old man’s yard for a new episode of LIVE! From the makers of your perfect day comes your worst! Nate is disappointed by his dinner. Pat has to go to a family function. Matt can’t get NFL Redzone to work. Plus, is it racist to speak other languages? Are parrots in constant misery? What is the worst kind of waking up sick? All that and a sort of big announcement and it all happens LIVE!
Improve NFL Stadiums
Grab your sprinkler and water the field in preparation for an all new LIVE! We’re less than a month away from the 2023 NFL season and the Boiz can’t contain themselves anymore. What are some ways to improve NFL stadiums? Matt installs recliners. Pat makes it illegal to miss games. Nate wants pee troughs. Plus, what is the Ghost League? Should fans get to pick plays? Why don’t we make the whole plane out of standing room only? All that and Tim gets beer for free and it all happens LIVE!
What Ken Would You Be?
Grab your elephant painting and head to Barbieland for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz discuss the Barbenheimer sensation sweeping the nation before deciding what their Ken dolls would be like. Pat’s doll comes with a receding hairline. Nate’s is dressed like a biker dude. Matt’s comes with a free NFL RedZone subscription. Plus, should Pat be taught stuff? Was “Bad Boys 4” filmed at Gatorland? I am car, so I am? All that and Owen Wilson Tonka trucks with feelings and it all happens LIVE!
Why Can't Producer Matt Record Right Now?
Grab your ants in mouth and join us in (redacted) for a not-LIVE new LIVE! Matt cannot record this episode and the Boiz are here to find out why. Is he lost in the wilderness? Is he in a galaxy far, far away? Is he at Readercon? Plus, are there hookers on cruise ships? How much cheese is too much cheese for Nate’s kid? Could Pat survive if he was stranded in New York City with nothing but a canoe? All that and outdated Cecil the lion references and it all happens (not)LIVE!
How to Use AI for Good (and Definitely Not Evil)
Grab your ticket to “Sound of Freedom” and join us in the empty theater for an algorithmic new episode of LIVE! ScriptBot5 has put together a banger this week as the Boiz let everyone know how to use AI for good and not evil. Nate turns his wife into a sandwich to save 3 billion people. Pat stuffs a computer with acorns. Matt is unemployed and any further questions can be directed to his union’s business agent. Plus, how do you get to the dark web? Should a robot who thinks it’s Joe Biden be President? Why did ants build a sacrificial mound around a dead bug on Pat’s front stoop? There is so much sexuality and we explore it all on LIVE!