Presidential Candidates for a Mars Colony

Grab your Mars bonds and meet us at the Green House for a presidential draft featuring the host of “Negro Please,” Matt Corbin. Who should we elect to lead a new Martian colony? Who would win in a fight: The Rock or a martian? Would Viola Davis get away with murder? Will Bill Nye be confused by the gravity since he’s a science GUY and not a scienTIST? Cardi B has a strong and diverse free trade policy. Pat is prepared to punch aliens in the face. Nate may make his society women only. Matt’s fiance is horny for the president and it’s LIVE!