Grab your free language sample and meet us in Troy for an all new LIVE! What are some impossible tasks that would be among your twelve labors? Matt can’t escape the pre-contemplation phase of working out. Nate is fluent in dyslexia. Pat has nipples on his head. Plus, is praying cheating? Why can’t Nate express himself? Who would win in a twelvecathalon? How do you spell gueruntee? All that and overcooked chicken and it all happens LIVE!
Statues That Should Be Erected
Grab your rotted fish and head to Chubbtown for a new episode of LIVE! What are some statues that should be erected? Pat wants to bring back Ronald McDonald. Matt puts a Draco Malfoy statue in Savannah, Georgia. Nate’s cup runneth over with toilets. Plus, how often do you change your bath towel? What happens when you eat pancakes every day? Does being big and purple make you the fun one? All that and grape tummy and it all happens LIVE!
Parts of Your Past You'd Change
Grab your loooong shorts and meet us at soccer camp for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back and they are ready to amend their past. Matt was the baggiest baggy clothes kid. Nate sported a chin strap because he couldn’t grow a beard. Pat goes back in time to kill Fat Pat. Plus, why is everybody grumpy? Did Ridley Scott wear the same sweatshirt every day in 8th grade? Do Nate and Pat have dad faces? All that and diminishing returns on being funny and it all happens LIVE!
The Jimmy Buffett Clip Show Tribute Hour
Grab your long lost shaker of salt and waste away in Margaritaville for an all new LIVE! We’re mourning the loss of Jimmy Buffett and for just this week none of us are Bungheadz: we are all Parrotheads. Nate has his wallet stolen. Hilary Duff and Confucius have the same birthday. The Bungalow is low on RAM. Plus, who is the guy that Pat hates? What did Obama say in his fan letter to the Boiz? Why is Nate eating his problems? All that and a David Akers reference and it all happens LIVE!
Vin Diesel Diagram: Tokyo Drift
Grab your beeps and harpsichords and meet us at Southwick’s Zoo for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re using diagrams to do some comparing and contrasting. Which host calls their wife Big Booty? Who is not a member of the Finer Things Club? Have you heard about sexy men? Plus, Matt wants stat bars above people’s cars to gauge how long they’ve been stuck in traffic. Pat wants to train his kid to ask how much Jared from High School makes annually. Nate ruined Nyheim Hines by believing in him. All that and Fly-O and it all happens LIVE!
2023 Body Bee
Grab your potent toe-ables and join us in the circulatory system for a new episode of LIVE! It’s that time of year again: Pat vs. Nate in a trivia showdown. Nate’s extensive elephant knowledge goes up against Pat and his fear of numbers. Matt hosts the competition and comes prepared with applicable categories such as “patriotism,” “death,” and “geography.” Plus, does getting a doctor pregnant make you a doctor? Does Malta exist? What is the gestation period of a wombat? All that and tongue rolling and it all happens LIVE!
Your Worst Day
Grab your infinity meatloaf and head to the hole in the old man’s yard for a new episode of LIVE! From the makers of your perfect day comes your worst! Nate is disappointed by his dinner. Pat has to go to a family function. Matt can’t get NFL Redzone to work. Plus, is it racist to speak other languages? Are parrots in constant misery? What is the worst kind of waking up sick? All that and a sort of big announcement and it all happens LIVE!
Improve NFL Stadiums
Grab your sprinkler and water the field in preparation for an all new LIVE! We’re less than a month away from the 2023 NFL season and the Boiz can’t contain themselves anymore. What are some ways to improve NFL stadiums? Matt installs recliners. Pat makes it illegal to miss games. Nate wants pee troughs. Plus, what is the Ghost League? Should fans get to pick plays? Why don’t we make the whole plane out of standing room only? All that and Tim gets beer for free and it all happens LIVE!
What Ken Would You Be?
Grab your elephant painting and head to Barbieland for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz discuss the Barbenheimer sensation sweeping the nation before deciding what their Ken dolls would be like. Pat’s doll comes with a receding hairline. Nate’s is dressed like a biker dude. Matt’s comes with a free NFL RedZone subscription. Plus, should Pat be taught stuff? Was “Bad Boys 4” filmed at Gatorland? I am car, so I am? All that and Owen Wilson Tonka trucks with feelings and it all happens LIVE!
Why Can't Producer Matt Record Right Now?
Grab your ants in mouth and join us in (redacted) for a not-LIVE new LIVE! Matt cannot record this episode and the Boiz are here to find out why. Is he lost in the wilderness? Is he in a galaxy far, far away? Is he at Readercon? Plus, are there hookers on cruise ships? How much cheese is too much cheese for Nate’s kid? Could Pat survive if he was stranded in New York City with nothing but a canoe? All that and outdated Cecil the lion references and it all happens (not)LIVE!
How to Use AI for Good (and Definitely Not Evil)
Grab your ticket to “Sound of Freedom” and join us in the empty theater for an algorithmic new episode of LIVE! ScriptBot5 has put together a banger this week as the Boiz let everyone know how to use AI for good and not evil. Nate turns his wife into a sandwich to save 3 billion people. Pat stuffs a computer with acorns. Matt is unemployed and any further questions can be directed to his union’s business agent. Plus, how do you get to the dark web? Should a robot who thinks it’s Joe Biden be President? Why did ants build a sacrificial mound around a dead bug on Pat’s front stoop? There is so much sexuality and we explore it all on LIVE!
Cowboy Talk
Grab your jerked meat and join us in the wild wild west for a new episode of LIVE! What would y’all do during the gold rush era? Pat sizzles and snakes his way to the top. Matt hunts down the notorious Cactus Jim. Nate goes broke investing in snake oil. Plus, was Mozart before the wild west? Who would win in a one mile, one pizza race? Why did Nate hit Pat with a “buddy?” All that and stick hoop and it all happens LIVE!
Things You Don't Want to Do
Grab your light bulb and head to Nate’s attic for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things you really don’t want to do? Matt can’t stand brushing his teeth. Nate doesn’t want to go back to work. Pat refuses to eat…vegetables…whole. Plus, how often are you the hottest person in the room? How many HUT dogs did Nate eat on the 4th of July? Are libraries a scam? All that and snacks for dinner on an all new LIVE!
The Four Days of July Fourth
Grab your freedom fries and join us with our new theme song on an all new LIVE! We’re counting down the four days until the fourth of July with a twelve days of Christmas knockoff draft that is as confusing as it sounds. Nate tries to dunk his kid. Matt has a bone to pick. Pat is mad that all his good jokes keep getting cut. Plus, what new bit will Nate premiere? How many glazed donuts can Joey Chestnut get down in eight minutes? Which American flag color is the best color: red, blue, green, or white? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
Rings
Grab your gun metal cock ring and join us for a new episode of LIVE! Is four tacos a lot of tacos? What was everyone’s high school ring tone? What’s more effort: effort or less effort? Plus, Superman fits good, you fit well. Pat has never met an onion ring that he’s liked. Nate would get the cops called on him if he went taco picking. Fire hot. Baja blast. Bad Boys for life. And it all happens LIVE!
Design Your Perfect Backyard
Grab your dinner table and move it into the closet for a rainbow insurrection! What would you put in your dream backyard? Matt builds a mote to keep out Pat’s kids. Nate installs a dive bar. Pat hosts a Super Bowl. Plus, why is Matt always late to the recording? Are people pissing in Home Depot model toilets? Are Nate’s kids God? Did Kermit storm the Capitol? Fire good. Fire hot. And it all happens LIVE!
What You Would Change About the Bungalow Boiz
Grab your peas pwease and avoid the peach pollen on a new episode of LIVE! What would the Boiz change about one another? Matt gets Flat Stanley’d. Nate goes into gas stations too often. Pat’s greatest strength is that no matter how you try to change him he always gets worse. Plus, would you rather be tall or have good hair? What is up with all the smoke? Is it football season yet? All that and more on an all new LIVE!
Idea Eggs
Grab your idea eggs and crack them on Nate’s chest to get him off in an all new LIVE! It’s our 200th episode extravaganza and we ring in the new century by cracking open some of our old idea eggs. Can you name twelve pants? Who is a bigger wild card: Taz or Osama Bin Laden? Do you remember chocolate pizza Lunchables? Same. Plus, Superman spells good. All the dinosaurs are replaced by Jim Carrey. Whale ant ruins the cake. All that and the best worst letter swaps and it all happens somewhere, LIVE!
Monopoly for Nate's Fish
Grab your monopoly tank and return Blub Blub 3 to the fish store on an all new LIVE! Rejected Monopoly pieces, ways to kill Nate’s fish, or game puns, it’s sort of whatever you want! Just have fun. How many fish could Kevin Kline eat? What animals have Nate killed? What new characters will the boiz workshop for the next 100 episodes? Plus, Pat is a good inept boy. Matt needs a crunch with every food. Nate keeps on Nate’ing. All that and more on an all new LIVE!
Five
Grab your tire mulch and spread it all over a new episode of LIVE! This week we honor the number five. Is five the funniest number? What do you picture when someone says “lost in the sauce?” Is Take Five the most underrated candy bar? Plus, Matt’s body suffers from post-workout depression. Nate spends $1200 on cancer-causing rubber. Pat has a new neighbor..and it’s a bear! All that and happy hour (unless you’re in RI) and it all happens LIVE!